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    When Dorian finds Fenris for sale at a slave auction, he can’t just sit back and watch him be sold. But intervening will mean purchasing him, and if Dorian lets Fenris go, or fails to treat him how a Magister ought to treat a slave… all of the political progress that he has worked so hard to achieve will be at risk.

    At least he took his antidotes, because the wine at this party is definitely poisoned.

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    04 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Stede visits an adult toy shop and finds himself wanting to impress the handsome owner of the store, by asking for bigger and bigger dildos. Little does Stede know that the owner has been cursed, or that he is about to get the surprise of his life when he goes home with the most intimidating dildo in the shop.

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    01 Jul 2024

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    Ecologists by day, fic writers by night, fuck buddies for one month only (unless...)

    Ed and Stede have been colleagues and best friends for years, working as ecologists to protect the environment. But lately it's all been more box-ticking, less actual saving the world, nothing like the dashing deeds of the eco-pirate heroes of their favourite television show, Tree Change.

    If only they could be more like Tāne and Rupert. Their favourite characters are also lovers, and Ed and Stede have done their fair share of writing fic about them as an escape from their harder reality. Now Kinktober is coming up, and their first writing collaboration, and Stede, only out since last year, is worried about his lack of experience.

    Ed’s only worried about how he can make Stede see the real feelings they so clearly have for each other, so it makes tactical sense to volunteer himself as a friends-with-benefits guide. They’ve just been handed a month on a remote property, where they’ll gradually begin to unveil a cover-up worthy of the villains on the show they love. And while they work to crack that puzzle, they'll also work their way through every possible kink, and find their way to much more than friendship...

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    28 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Scourge of the Caribbean" has been Stede's favorite book series since he was 12 years old. Now, age 47, divorced, and an aspiring author, he turns back to the series to draw inspiration from the familiar story. But as he starts reading, he realizes that something is different. Blackbeard, the main character, is apathetic and depressed, and the story has changed. Even stranger still, Stede seems to be the only one aware that this change has occurred.

    Desperate to understand what's going on, he returns to an old hobby of his, fanfiction, to try and understand what's going on in Blackbeard's mind. But he never expected for Blackbeard to actually start talking back.

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    02 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Stede and Ed move on to the next phase of their lives.

    For Izzy, not moving on falls somewhere between better and worse.

    Five times a ghost tried to figure out why he was still present, and one time he worked it out ❤️

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    25 Feb 2024

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    It's 1932, and a rogue horde of emus is sweeping through Western Australia's wheatbelt. A military unit is called in to deal with the problem, led by Major Edward Teach, expert Lewis gunner.

    Meanwhile unconventional farmer Stede Bonnet has his own (secret) mission: to save as many of the birds as he can.

    They should find themselves on opposite sides of this war, but Ed's bored out of his skull and Stede's fucking fascinating. Turns out they've got more in common than not. Along with the eccentric crew of Stede's Revenge farm, they'll find a way to win--together.

    This fic is now COMPLETE!

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    16 Jan 2024

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    He's passed the shop before, but it's only recently caught his eye because of the one-of-a-kind marine antiques in the window. Stede Bonnet gets more than he bargained for--and more than he ever dared hope.

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    17 Dec 2023

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    Upset by the loss of their Navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…

    A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.

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    09 Nov 2023

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    Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.

    (Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)

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    06 Nov 2023

  10. Public Bookmark 99

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    A mysterious creature is plaguing the lands around Blackbeard’s Inn and Tavern. Frustrated owner Edward Teach puts out a reward for its capture, which is answered by an intriguing man named Stede Bonnet accompanied by a motley retinue. Together they search for the supposed monster and find love (and each other’s buttholes) along the way.

    Written and illustrated for AU-gust day 13 prompts Restaurant, Medieval, and Cryptid.

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    19 Oct 2023

  11. Public Bookmark 83

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    In the not too distant future, Bonnet Corp attempts to slow the rapid incline of global temperatures but their botched experiment with the atmosphere sends Earth into an eternal winter. Twenty years later, pirates roam the barren wastelands of ice and snow while the other few survivors huddle in walled communities. Stede Bonnet, son of the CEO responsible for the geoengineering disaster, thinks he can solve climate change. Edward Teach is the infamous ice pirate Blackbeard, bored with the grind and never-ending winter. Ed joins Stede on his quest for “the Kraken,” which Stede believes holds the key to reversing climate change.

    Their bond grows as they face marauders, fierce storms, and thrilling adventures together. Will their improbable friendship become something more? Or will Stede’s obsession with his quest prevent him from seeing what’s right in front of him—the man who loves him?

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    11 Oct 2023

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    Stede Bonnet arrived by train to Aspen, Colorado in 1893. He came with more money than sense, dressed in a flamboyant outfit more suited to a London nightclub than a rough and tumble mining town in Colorado.

    Shortly after Bonnet’s arrival, he met Edward ‘Blackbeard’ Teach. Blackbeard, had made millions during the 1880s and ‘90s through a combination of the silver veins of his Blackbeard Mine and a penchant for claim jumping, train robbery, and shootouts at saloons throughout the west.

    The two became fast friends and ill-fated criminal partners. When the silver market collapsed following President Cleveland’s repeal of the Sherman Silver Purchase Act, Aspen’s mines closed and thousands of miners lost their jobs. To save the town, Bonnet and Blackbeard planned a daring heist of the Aspen to Glenwood Springs train that would have seen them making off with nearly $100,000 - if they’d been able to pull it off! Instead, Blackbeard’s right hand man Izzy Hands saved the train and saw these lawless men sent to justice in Denver.

    Three years later, they both returned to Aspen to rob the same train - and this time plummeted to their deaths with a dynamiting gone wrong! How did it come to this? Read on!

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    10 Oct 2023

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    10 Oct 2023

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    Ed's a small business owner having a midlife crisis; he gets stranded in a weird airport in the middle of the USA when his flight home to Auckland gets diverted. He doesn't know he's about to meet the love of his life.

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    27 Sep 2023

  15. Public Bookmark 9

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    Ed reflects on the power of facial markings. Stede may not fully understand, but he sees him.

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    18 Sep 2023

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    Ed's a time travelling soldier from the 22nd century. Stede's a gay nightclub owner in 1934 Berlin. They're about to fall for each other like a ton of bricks.

    Also Spanish Jackie invented time travel, and Izzy's up to something bad, as per usual.

    As Wee John would say, ‘Does it even make sense?’

    Written for JanuAUry, day 16, prompts - time travel, 20th century

    PLEASE read the notes for some content warnings before you read the fic.

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    06 Sep 2023

  17. Public Bookmark 56

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    The summer of 1940 and the Battle of Britain is raging. Group Captain Edward Teach commands a squadron based on the southeast coast of England in defence of the island from the Nazis.

    One day, a mysterious new pilot, Stede Bonnet, crash lands his way into Ed's life.

    Obviously they're going to fall in love.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    Stede remembers key moments from his relationship with Ed and finds a way to reunite with him aboard the Revenge and make his intentions (love) known. What comes after that is up to the two of them.

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    02 Sep 2023

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    Ezra Fell, a London bookseller, employs a young painter to do up his shop.

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    28 Aug 2023

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    “Oh, Ed. What are we going to do with you?” Evelyn propped her elbow on the table and her face on her hand. Her earrings were bright green, peridot maybe, and they looked incredible, glimmering like spring. Ed never had a sister.

    “Put me in a bag and shake me up? That’s what my mum used to say.” She’d never actually done it though. Maybe she should’ve, might’ve shook something loose. Done them both some good.

    Ed is possibly having a small midlife crisis. He's dealing with it pretty well, until he meets this blond guy outside the library.

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    18 Aug 2023

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