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Had Alastor been told that he'd wind up in a relationship with the mother-ducking King of Hell, he would have laughed in their face and delivered a barrage of insults towards their limited realm of knowledge. And yet, following the events of Vox's attempted takeover of Hell and Heaven, Alastor finds himself in such a relationship.
Had Alastor been told that he'd one day pose nude for a painting done by none other than the King of Hell, he likely would have ripped them to shreds and consumed every part of them for thinking such a thing. And yet, after a precarious deal for his own interest, Alastor finds himself in such a situation.
Had Alastor been told that his sensitive secrets would be announced to the populace of Hell, he might have avoided getting involved with the King of Hell. And yet...
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A story of a budding romance, an accidental betrayal, and the consequences that follow.Bookmarked by Properly_Predictable
23 Feb 2026
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“What will it take for you to understand I’m now open to sex?”
“Okay, first of all. In sex, clear consent is key, so I’d need to hear that from you. Secondly, we’re not doing this if you don’t actively want—”
“I want you to fuck me, Lucifer. I need it. I want to feel your cock inside me. I want to see you attempt to reduce me to a wreck begging for it. I want you to fuck me long and hard and leave me a mess and if you don’t fucking do it, I might just tie you to the bed and fuck myself onto you if I must. Is that clear enough for you, or do you need pictures?”
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23 Feb 2026
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Something was dreadfully wrong.
Alastor’s heart thumped in his chest as he watched the muzzle of the gun flash, the bullet cracking from it in slow motion. He saw himself, his eyes catching the beam of the flashlight shining his way – and what was a hunter even doing out this late? At this time of year?
Everything was exactly as he remembered it. The gentle glow of fireflies buzzing in the air, scattering as that gun exploded in the night; the smell of mud and rotting vegetation, warm where moisture pooled in the hollows of tree trunks and his own footprints. He heard his own sharp intake of breath, saw himself freeze – and urged himself to move. To fling himself down into the mud and save his skin, because it had been less than a week since he’d secured his future in the afterlife, but he didn’t want that afterlife to start now.
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This isn't where Alastor is meant to be. This isn't what he wants to witness - not again. But how can he find his way out of the tangled thorns of his own worst nightmares?
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- Part 53 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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22 Feb 2026
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Lucifer can feel another wave of depression coming in, and he had never let anyone see him like this is in a thousand years, and he fears of what Alastor might think.
He tries to conceal it all, but it will eventually become too much.Radioapple week day 1: broken
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21 Feb 2026
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Fools.
Lucifer and Alastor were utter and hopeless fools.
Lilith had returned to the hotel, determined to help her daughter with her dreams. However, she couldn’t help but notice the undeniable chemistry between her ex-husband and the hotelier. Even more striking was how oblivious both men were to it.
They desperately needed help.
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21 Feb 2026
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It was beautiful. The most perfect place Alastor could possibly imagine, and he doubted there was anything on Earth that could ever meet its splendour. He didn’t need to be told where he was, though he might venture to ask how he’d gotten here; but that question could wait, for he was too lost in admiring his surroundings.
The sky was a perfect cerulean blue, with pink tinging the horizon and strands of gold seemingly brushing over what few clouds marred its stunning expanse. Pleasantly white, puffy things, all of them sitting low enough that their undersides reflected the pink glow of the setting sun, and Alastor was only sorry he seemingly hadn’t arrived in time to see the sun itself.
It had been too long.
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- Part 56 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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20 Feb 2026
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(The Beating Heart of Hell: Sequel)
After everything that Lucifer has been through the previous year; the pain, heartache and healing he's finally starting to feel somewhat normal. Now he has to deal with these confusing feelings from a certain Radio Demon who kissed him New Year's Eve. Why? He isn't exactly sure.
But that's not all he has to worry about now as he receives a strange note in the mail and from that point on things go from bad to worse as Lucifer gets news of the possibility of his estranged wife returning.
This couldn't come at worst time.
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20 Feb 2026
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After Lucifer gets injured due to Vox's angelic machine, the king of hell isn't the only one that suffers. Unexplainable phenomena begin to occur like bizarre weather, dead wildlife and even Charlie notices that her once beautiful hotel is losing its glow. What's going on? And how is it all connected?
Meanwhile, Alastor hopes to make a deal with the small wounded king for power and ends up with more than he bargained for.
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17 Feb 2026
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Charlie and Vaggie are in Heaven.
Charlie's friends are having a night on the town.
It's the perfect time for Lucifer to confront Alastor about his oh-so obvious allegiance with Heaven.
Unfortunately Alastor continues to surprise him.
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15 Feb 2026
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Winter Wishes and Snowfall Kisses by ParanoidinPink for chicorymeadow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Jan 2026
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In the small town of Hartland, Alastor lives a humble life. His secondhand bookstore, Vintage Verses, along with its attached café is profitable enough to keep him afloat. It's not an easy life, but he's content.
His life takes a turn when a visit to the city results in him bumping into his college situationship partner, Vincent Whittman. College had been a distant part of Alastor's life and he would rather it remain in the past, but with Vincent's insistence, Alastor's faced with the harsh reality of his life choices. To make matters worse, he finds himself the sudden impromptu boyfriend of some blonde stranger. That stranger, as it turns out, happens to be the wealthy investor, Lucifer Morningstar, who recently started renovating Hartland's homestead.
Alastor now finds himself stuck in the middle between a former paramour and a new fake one. And as his life crumbles around him, he's left to question what future awaits him.
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A Hallmark-inspired Winter holiday love story of a man trying to get by while running from his past and embracing his future.- Language:
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14 Feb 2026
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Alastor, upon being forced to trek all the way up to Lucifer's tower, decides to have a little fun at the King's expense.
They bicker, they trade threats, and Alastor even goes so far as to use his natural charm, just to fuck with thatprettystupid blonde head even more.
One thing leads to another and they end up biting off way more than either of them can chew.OR
My entry to eggsplosion2025, which sees Alastor and Lucifer magically handcuffed together, and I slap as many favourite tropes (and eventually, kinks) in as I can.
Fic is fully written, updates every Monday :)
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07 Feb 2026
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Take one Radio Demon and one King of Hell, each on the verge of either ripping off each other's heads or clothes (they certainly can't tell which).
Add a very drunk Niffty,
a pair of magical handcuffs,
and a whole stack of in-universe RadioApple fanfiction,
and enjoy!- Language:
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06 Feb 2026
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05 Feb 2026
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How far would you go and what sacrifices would you make to be with your soulmate?
This is the question Alastor is faced with.
He was five years old when he first saw Prince Lucifer. That was the day that changed his life forever.
But as a lowly drudge working on a farm, what chance could he possibly have to be with the heir to the throne? As Alastor soon finds out, none at all. But he's never been one to let others dictate his fate.
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02 Feb 2026
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Alastor reached out with one hand again, laying it palm-up on the table.
Lucifer stared. “What?”
“Dance with me,” Alastor murmured, the smile that curved his mouth as insouciant as anything Lucifer had ever seen. “That is, assuming you are even capable.”
Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to his doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth. The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
(Written for the RadioApple Big Bang 2025.)
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- Part 1 of Patina
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01 Feb 2026
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Amélie's Guide to Meeting Your Son's Partner (who happens to be Lucifer Morningstar) by Petra4President
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2025
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“Oh, my boy. My sweet boy,” Amélie whispered, her shaky voice cutting through the quiet of the embassy. She moved across the marble floor in quick steps and stopped in front of him. He was much taller now — she barely reached his shoulder — but she paid it no mind. She dropped the briefcase to cup his face. He leaned into the touch.
“Maman…” There was a layer of static in his voice, but it was unmistakable. That accent, that intonation — it was Alastor. After a century apart, she was finally reunited with her son.
Or, Alastor's mother finds a way to visit her son in Hell, finds out he's been dating the Devil (who's very much pregnant), and has a lot of revelations about things she once thought she knew.
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- Part 1 of A Guide To Family
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01 Feb 2026
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RadioApple/DuckieDeer
Alexandre “Al” Boudreaux and Lucas “Luci” Magne are actors working together on the Hazbin Hotel limited series. This is the story of their whirlwind Hollywood romance.
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01 Feb 2026
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There were those who assumed the radio demon didn't sleep at all.
They were incorrect – he did sleep, albeit at somewhat reduced hours than what most would consider standard – but it was still a requirement.
So, on the occasions where it eluded him entirely, he was, unfortunately...
Not at his best.
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- Part 2 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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31 Jan 2026
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“I was thinking…soft, this time? No sex, just…just the feeling?”
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In which Alastor tenderly takes care of Lucifer's wings.
(Written for Nightcigale's 4K DTIYS. Standalone drabble, but can be read as part of Theoxenia)
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13 Jan 2026
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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13 Jan 2026