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Working at a morgue wasn’t exactly Logan Mora’s ideal employment endeavor. A high ranking physician would have been adequate, maybe even a respected surgeon if he was lucky, but for now, a morgue attendant would have to suffice the discontented young man.
Despite Logan’s continued effort for a transfer, the stoic man soon grew accustomed to his simplistic and unimaginably dulled down conduct.
As awful as it sounds, even the bodies they received seemed to meld together alongside this dreary lifestyle…Until this body.
This one was sitting straight up on the stainless-steel table, the cadaver’s clover green eyes staring directly at the rather stunned morgue attendant.
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As more and more arguments start breaking out left and right between all of the Sides, Thomas can’t seem to keep up with his dysfunctional personas… especially now that they’ve swapped personalities. After a swift car wreck, the Sides awake to find themselves with new perspectives and thoughts… Through their new, out of control urges and haywire abilities, can the Sides put aside their bickering before Thomas’s brain, quite literally, ceases to function?
The stakes are abnormally high in this whimsical, cliche AU of a Sanders Sides fanfic!
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Had Alastor been told that he'd wind up in a relationship with the mother-ducking King of Hell, he would have laughed in their face and delivered a barrage of insults towards their limited realm of knowledge. And yet, following the events of Vox's attempted takeover of Hell and Heaven, Alastor finds himself in such a relationship.
Had Alastor been told that he'd one day pose nude for a painting done by none other than the King of Hell, he likely would have ripped them to shreds and consumed every part of them for thinking such a thing. And yet, after a precarious deal for his own interest, Alastor finds himself in such a situation.
Had Alastor been told that his sensitive secrets would be announced to the populace of Hell, he might have avoided getting involved with the King of Hell. And yet...
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A story of a budding romance, an accidental betrayal, and the consequences that follow.Bookmarked by Properly_Predictable
23 Feb 2026
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“What will it take for you to understand I’m now open to sex?”
“Okay, first of all. In sex, clear consent is key, so I’d need to hear that from you. Secondly, we’re not doing this if you don’t actively want—”
“I want you to fuck me, Lucifer. I need it. I want to feel your cock inside me. I want to see you attempt to reduce me to a wreck begging for it. I want you to fuck me long and hard and leave me a mess and if you don’t fucking do it, I might just tie you to the bed and fuck myself onto you if I must. Is that clear enough for you, or do you need pictures?”
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Something was dreadfully wrong.
Alastor’s heart thumped in his chest as he watched the muzzle of the gun flash, the bullet cracking from it in slow motion. He saw himself, his eyes catching the beam of the flashlight shining his way – and what was a hunter even doing out this late? At this time of year?
Everything was exactly as he remembered it. The gentle glow of fireflies buzzing in the air, scattering as that gun exploded in the night; the smell of mud and rotting vegetation, warm where moisture pooled in the hollows of tree trunks and his own footprints. He heard his own sharp intake of breath, saw himself freeze – and urged himself to move. To fling himself down into the mud and save his skin, because it had been less than a week since he’d secured his future in the afterlife, but he didn’t want that afterlife to start now.
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This isn't where Alastor is meant to be. This isn't what he wants to witness - not again. But how can he find his way out of the tangled thorns of his own worst nightmares?
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22 Feb 2026
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Lucifer can feel another wave of depression coming in, and he had never let anyone see him like this is in a thousand years, and he fears of what Alastor might think.
He tries to conceal it all, but it will eventually become too much.Radioapple week day 1: broken
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21 Feb 2026
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Fools.
Lucifer and Alastor were utter and hopeless fools.
Lilith had returned to the hotel, determined to help her daughter with her dreams. However, she couldn’t help but notice the undeniable chemistry between her ex-husband and the hotelier. Even more striking was how oblivious both men were to it.
They desperately needed help.
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