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(inspired by cupidsncheerios on tumblr!!! was incredibly inspired i must say)
Alastor views Vox as his closest friend, and when Vox begins to prioritize another person over Alastor-- well, that sets him off a little. But hey, at least he had Vox by his side for good!
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17 Feb 2026
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She'd said it a hundred times in a hundred different posts and videos and interviews. Nobody ever really looked into it.
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The Radio Demon managed to manipulate everyone (including his coworkers, enemies, himself and even his voice actor) into thinking he has his shit together.
Vox didn't even try. He turned off his cameras, withdrawed himself from the airwaves and finally left his long time archenemy alone, admitting defeat.
It's a good thing. Right?
Then why exactly was Alastor just now beginning to lose his mind?𓆱⌖𓄋⌖𓆱
Or: Alastor understands darkness like no one else and stops Vox's suicide attempt via channeling his truest, greatest power - ragebaiting.
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14 Feb 2026
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He had made this monster. He was the only one who could destroy it.
Alastor was no hero, he was no white knight on a crusade to save the world. He was a man who had made a bad choice, and was now the only one who could foot the bill of recompense.
Or, what could have happened if Alastor took down Vox during his crashout?
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- Part 1 of philosophy
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06 Feb 2026
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After what might be the best day of Vox’s afterlife, and perhaps one of Alastor’s worst, they have their first evening together in seventy years. And it’s not like Alastor can stay tied up in the desk chair all night.
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- Part 3 of various sfw radiostatic ficlets
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01 Feb 2026
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“It looks like the bidding is neck and neck! Just which of these creepy cannibals will walk away with the prize of the Radio Demon’s hand- Wait! What’s this? It looks like there’s a commotion going on at the entrance! A new bidder is approaching fast and it’s… none other than the CEO of Voxtek himself! And it looks like he’s got something in his hand- A platinum credit card!”
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The hotel hosts a charity auction where demons can bid to take the residents out for a date. Vox arrives just in time to win Alastor's auction and so the two set out for a night on the town, much to Alastor's displeasure.
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30 Jan 2026
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Alastor takes a step closer to the door, mouth opened to hurl another petty insult, when Lucifer makes the first strike with a furious, “FUCK you, Vox!”
…Vox?
Another screech of static. Alastor’s jaw slams shut.
Lucifer knew that stupid TV’s name?
Alastor finds out his rival has another rival, which is also his old rival. Coincidence? Probably not.
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- Part 1 of Post S2 Hazbin
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(grown into a tall child) and i don't wanna go home by madeof_ink
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Dec 2025
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Alastor talked slowly, as if talking to a frightened dog. “Are you alright, my good man? Perhaps your screen needs a touch up, again.”
What he wasn't understanding was why Vox was looking at him with such wide, horrified eyes.
After Vox’s failed uprising, heaven punishes him accordingly by stripping him of his powers. For months, he’s at the mercy of an angry Velvette, and a furious Valentino.
He's gifted a do-over, starting on the worst night of his life; Past Alastor is none the wiser.
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28 Jan 2026
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“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest serial killer through a fortunate choice of dump site, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and changing the trajectory of Hell itself...if they can manage to muddle through this weird 'I don't know why I don't want to kill you' feeling thing at least. Either way, the 50s aren't even remotely ready for them.
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20 Jan 2026
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Around 70 years ago, Vox had two things to tell Alastor at that bar: a partnership proposal, and that he was pregnant. Alastor laughed in his face and rejected him before Vox could share the second secret.
AKA: retelling of the episode “It’s a Deal” but with past mpreg
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16 Jan 2026
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Niffty get’s the day off and spends it looking for a bad boy only to end up with Vox. An unlikely friendship just might blossom.
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Every sinner has it rough when they first arrive in Hell. Vox is no exception: amnesiac, traumatized, with a target on his back and a TV for a head. He makes it worse for himself when he shows up on Alastor's doorstep, looking for protection. Then he just keeps digging that hole deeper.
Is this what they mean by "failing upwards"?
The story of how Vox became Vox, and the people he stepped on and screwed over to get there. Feat. Alastor, Valentino, Angel Dust, and Sir Pentious.
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13 Jan 2026
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Vox tries to kill himself.
For better or for worse, he doesn't pull it off. But you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
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09 Jan 2026
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Ousted from the Vees, Vox finds himself with nowhere else to go but the Hazbin Hotel. Juggling the total loss of his power & influence, a shitty marketing job, and dealing with increasing incidents of power-boosted sinners wreaking havoc, Vox has truly hit rock bottom. The therapy sessions and happy-go-lucky musical numbers aren't helping.
Despite it all, things could be worse. At least he's playing detective in a secret situationship with Alastor.
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- Part 2 of Post-Nuke Clarity
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“Fine. Let Alastor struggle now but soon… soon he’d realize this was the best for him. Soon he’d be happy here, with Vox. Soon he’d be delighted to be Vox’s greatest prize and then… and then maybe Vox could finally have him fully. All to himself.”
Alastor gets kidnapped by Vox. It sucks for him but it's pretty rad for Vox.
Chinese Translation: https://siaamw.lofter.com/post/750ad573_2bc78ba97
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04 Jan 2026
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Alastor, plagued by his own boredom, will do anything to scratch the itch that never seems to go away. He even goes to torment Vox after his failures, to entertain himself, of course! Truly, the bottom of the barrel. Yet, events do not go the way Alastor imagined after they discover a strange way to bond.
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28 Dec 2025
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Despite the #SirRepentious success, Heaven remains skeptical of a sinner's ability to change. Logic gets lost somewhere, and really, what's a better way to show sinners can be marginally less horrible than to stick two Overlords who hate each other in the same living space?
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Alastor and Vox play house.
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26 Dec 2025
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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- 10/10
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26 Dec 2025
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Sway Me More by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
27 Dec 2025
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This is not a love story.
It is a song written in hunger, a play performed by two fiends – one who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and another whose desires will forever slip him by.
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Alastor had climbed from nothing before.
Whatever the game required, he had played it, and played it well.
He would do so again.
He would smile.
He would adapt.It didn’t matter how many tender hearts he had to break, or how many chosen pleasures he had to stomach. He would endure it all and press on – until he reached that rarefied place among the clouds and stars.
Yes, he had walked this path before, and he would walk it again.
And if he had to wade through the sins of the living to get there…
Well.
He’d done far worse in the past.
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- Part 1 of There Is Only Power: Independent Fics from Across Fandoms
- Part 1 of Something Chronic (Bit Demonic)
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22 Dec 2025
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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22 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Vox is so delusional and ego driven in this which feels so accurate to what his character must be. Also, absolutely electric levels of Alastor obsession as usual