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putting the "cock" in cock-a-doodle-doo by softpiques
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jul 2022
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“See?” Childe says, leaning back on the sofa. “Zhongli says I'm straight.”
“Doesn't count, Zhongli would say anything to make you feel better.”
“Yeah,” Venti cuts in, “If you really were straight, you wouldn't mind kissing your homies goodnight.”
“Kissing my homies–? What the fuck are you even talking about?”
Childe tips his head back against the sofa, the mixture of alcohol and stupidity in the air doing wonders to his spinning head.
This is stupid. This is very stupid. Childe is not gay, and he is most definitely not going to play gay chicken just to prove it.…
But if he had to…
Childe downs another shot of firewater before pointing a finger at the man behind the kitchen counter.
“Zhongli, get your ass over here. We're playing.”
A totally straight Childe gets a birthday present from his totally straight friend. Said present is cock (it's no homo tho because it's all just part of a game, duh).- Language:
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05 Sep 2022
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“We are getting married.”
Obito coughed. “Who is. . . getting married?” he asked slowly.
Kakashi wanted to step on one of his feet but instead he pressed his hand harder. “But you and I, you silly. We are getting married.”Kakashi is an executive editor of a book publishing company. After learning he is about to be deported to his homeland because he violated the terms of his work visa, he "persuades" Obito, his assistant, to marry him.
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24 Jul 2022
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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23 Jul 2022
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Sakura only wanted Kakashi-sensei to stop reading porn in public, because it's kind of embarrasing, really. She thought that finding a girlfriend for him would be a perfect way to achieve that. What could go wrong, right?
Apparently, someone was disagree with her.
Just a little crack about an innocent misunderstanding and a cheesy marriage proposal.
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22 Jul 2022