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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    "We're saying Bakugou has a domesticity kink," Ochako giggled, "Playing house gets him going if ya know what I mean."

    "Wh-what?!" Izuku's face lit up like a tomato. That was a thing?

    “You might have to get a new housekeeper, Deku. Once Camie asks him out, I'm sure she'll want to keep her soon-to-be househusband all to herself!" she joked, but Izuku didn't find it very funny.

    Not at all.

    Izuku's relationship with his best friend is tested when he finds out that someone else is interested in Katsuki. Can two pining idiots persevere when they each think the other is dating someone else?

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    16 Aug 2025

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    In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.

    Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.

     

    AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    The Deities have a funny way of apologizing, Harry decides. They don’t offer him a choice so much as they force one. Not as the Boy Who Lived, but as the grandson who never was.

    Two years after the war, he’s tired, haunted by ghosts, estranged from friends, and uncertain what peace is supposed to feel like. When the Deities intervene, it’s not mercy that sends him back, but purpose.

    The morning after the war’s anniversary, Harry wakes in 1977 with his grandparents alive, his father still a student, and Voldemort on the rise all over again. Posing as a distant cousin, he becomes part of the family he never knew.

    But as Harry rebuilds what history took from him, his father begins dreaming of a future filled with war and loss.

    And for the first time, the past and future Potters are fighting the same battle, to make sure the story doesn’t end the same way twice.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    "You say that every few centuries! Always so dramatic!" Its voice cracked between a thousand registers, from childish squeals to shrill falsetto, like a puppet master arguing with itself. "Rest, rest, rest—you’re such a broken record!"

    How had witches and wizards ever believed that three trinkets could leash a god?

     
    Or: Harry, so-called Master of Death, just wants to retire. And if it takes jumping into another universe to do so? Well, she's done stupider shit.

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    18 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    When Lily Potter first heard that Voldemort wanted her son dead, she did what she had always done: she made plans to keep him safe. And when those plans fail, she makes plans to get him back.

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    Harry Potter dies. His mother goes mad with grief. She hunts down Death and pleads for the return of her son. Not knowing what Death looks like, she mistakes Death's curious Master as Death himself. To her benefit, Harry Potter (who does not reveal his identity, but you'll guess it anyway so I don't feel bad spoiling) is all too happy to help her kidnap Harry Potter from another universe to be raised by Lily and James.

    Lighthearted with moodiness (because I can't not include angst in my fics). I've had the idea turning around in my head for awhile and decided I might as well start writing it. I mean really -- what chaos could a tiny Master of Death cause in a world where he doesn't belong?

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    18 Feb 2026

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