Orkneyinga
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“Hello dickhead,” hisses Nagini. "I am here to report your location and abysmally boring daily life back to Tom so he can find a way to kill you faster and more painfully. At least then he’ll give me more rabbits, because hunting is a pain in the arse and those nimble little pieces of shit are bloody tiring to catch.”
Harry stops weeding Aunt Petunia’s lawn in favour of staring at the giant python in the garden hedge next to him.
It’s the holidays after the Triwizard Tournament, Nagini hates this whole spy business, and Harry makes an unexpected friend.
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Canucks by GreaterGoodIreland
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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"What are you?" - Ygritte of the Free Folk
"Canadians."
"What the bugger's a Canadian?"A small group of Canadian soldiers are transported to Westeros beyond the Wall, without knowledge of the books/series.
"We're the Mickey Mouse Brigade. We kill you with a wink and a smile."
- Sergeant O'Neill, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry.Series
- Part 1 of Canucks
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After escaping from Merope in London and fleeing back to Little Hangleton, Tom Riddle had thought he was free of witches. He wasn’t expecting yet another witch to turn up on his doorstep. This one seems different, but she too smells of Amortentia. Can he trust her when she tells him that she has brought him his baby from a London orphanage?
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Take The Long Way Home by KirbeesBuzzing
Fandoms: Supernatural, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Nov 2023
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After sacrificing himself for Dean and being swallowed by The Empty. Castiel finds himself definitively not in eternal rest.
Instead, he has somehow ended up in New York City in 2012, falling out of a wormhole in the sky.Now, the Avengers need to deal with a guy who claims that he's an angel from another universe - while also still having to deal with their regular, own universe, shit going down.
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So Apparently I Can Eat Souls Now by The_Chronomancer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2026
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I wanted to do a Harry Potter self-insert that reflected what I really am on the inside - empty and soulless. So here's a Harry Potter self-insert as a dementor.