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Haruno Sakura has a problem.
Her new team sucks, her sensei's a freak who keeps bullying her and the rest of her team, and no one will tell her why her 'research' (hero worship) regarding the Nindaime is wrong. Also animating corpses is apparently illegal?
In which Haruno Sakura accidentally summons Tobirama Senju after trying to test out a chakra theory he had written down in his forbidden jutsu. Too bad for her and everyone around her, she just got herself a new ghostly sensei.
In which Hatake Kakashi thinks his little pink genin is too cute and so silly, especially every single time she shrieks when he catches her reading forbidden, stolen, and illegal research papers from the Second Hokage.
In which Uchiha Sasuke wished he had failed the academy rather than dealing with the rest of his teammates. Seriously. Are special jounin supposed to act like this? Screw being better than Itachi, he was going to kill that silver haired bastard.
In which Uzumaki Naruto has no clue what's going on, but he'll do his best to drag his team together. More specifically, his routine of going to the Hokage tower to burn Sakura's resignation letter every week.
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21 Feb 2026
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Haruno Saku is an eighteen year old guy about to graduate from the Academy. He encounters the soul of another version of himself, a sixteen year old kunoichi whose past seems to be his future, and now he's left wondering how much of what he's seen will be his reality as well as hers.
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20 Feb 2026
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The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.
And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.
Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.
What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.
Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.
Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Too weak,” he spat, letting his sibling from his grasp. “You wouldn’t even be worth the time to kill.”
“There is no value in killing the likes of you,” another said to their own sibling. “My foolish brother… If you want to kill me… curse me! Hate me!”
In which those words were spoken by two different people at two different places and two different times, and they were hated for it. Their words shaped two children’s lives, and the course of history was forever altered because of it.
Otherwise, in which only weeks after the Uchiha Clan Massacre, another massacre takes place, mostly kept quiet and swept under the rug. They don’t particularly want people getting the wrong impression of Konoha, and it’s quite easy to keep it under wraps.
After all, the Haruno Clan is predominately civilian – nothing more than a small blip on the sensory radar of a shinobi.
Or: Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke are alike in more ways than they both know, Uzumaki Naruto is rather obsessed with them both, and Hatake Kakashi was only prepared for one foolish boy, one seeming fangirl, and one revenge obsessed moron – not two.
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- Part 1 of Cards of Fortune
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15 Feb 2026
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Play Stupid Games by Zizzani for hoasuso
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
25 Sep 2024
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How Haruka has ended up in this situation, he’ll never know.
Umemiya’s big hand firmly clasps his own without a hint of hesitation as the Furin representative beams his trademark boy scout smile at their peers. Haruka doesn’t think he can get anymore embarrassed when Umemiya proudly announces, “Sakura and I are dating!”
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Due to a misunderstanding, class 1-1 think Sakura is dating Umemiya.
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22 Jan 2026