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    A look at the kids, trolls, and miscellaneous OC's lives after the hell that was SBURB and Lord English. There will be tears and cuddles, and a lot of bonding.

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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    WE ARE HIRING
    Join Our Team

    We are looking for young, talented individuals between the ages of twelve and fifteen for a junior posting within the Capitol. Further details to be disclosed upon acceptance of potential offer.

    For those interested, please inquire with Captain Quarsh Panaka of the Naboo Royal Security Forces.

    It was vague, to the point of incredulity.

    Were all job postings this ambiguous? And what did they mean by talented? Naboo was a relatively peaceful planet that valued pacifism over martial skill. So what the Naboo considered talent was probably quite different from the Temple’s definition of the word.

    Obi-Wan, as an aged-out initiate, was considered average in everything aside from his ability in prognostication. Which the Temple hadn’t actually seen as a worthwhile skill to cultivate.

    He took a vacant bite, eyes skimming over the words in thought.


    Or, what if Obi-Wan, a recently aged-out initiate, stumbled upon a job posting for a position with the Naboo Royal Security Forces and ended up becoming a handmaiden to a recently elected Queen Amidala?

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    23 Feb 2026

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    The Joker took Robin, wanting a son. For a week he tortured the boy before the bats came but by the time they reached the Joker all that was left of Robin was a pool of blood.

    Korda Six was meant to be a relatively easy job, till they found an ad bleeding out and alone. And with the pause, the scouts reported that their intel was incomplete. Who was this child and how had they ended up alone and dying?

    Mandalorians were known to adopt any child who held still long enough. Tim was definitely holding still given he was in a bacta tank.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Mace is called in to help an Initiate who is having visions.
    He did not expect this to end with him adopting a whole pack of temporally displaced feral murder children.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Jango Fett died dar'manda and demagolka.

    He woke up as a kriffing infant. And, after his family gets killed by Death Watch again, this time before Jango can even walk, Jango ends up in the Jedi Temple—because apparently, this time around he's Force-sensitive.

    He's not exactly thrilled.

    But seeing as he literally has the order "save the Jedi" written in silver Mando'a across his wrist—which is also something that only he can see, as if the entire situation isn't kriffed enough—Jango resigns himself to growing up as one of the people that he hates, reluctantly resolving to do something to keep their Order from being exterminated while he works on protecting the True Mandalorians from afar.

    Only, it turns out that there's a lot more to the Jedi than Jango ever fathomed. For example: the vast majority of them are reckless, self-sacrificing idiots, mandokarla to the bone, and how in the kark did they even survive this long in the first place?! They don't even learn basic self-defense, what in the everloving kriff

    And he swears, if Jinn hurts his vod'ika one more time

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    10 Feb 2026

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    The Jedi Order has a dark secret hiding in plain sight. It is because of that secret that when Master Jinn arrives at the Tython Temple to take Obi-Wan with him on a mission into Mandalorian controlled territory, he has no choice but to comply.

    There are rumors that two Jedi have crossed the border and were gallivanting around on a Mandalorian controlled moon, so Jango and a team of his men go to investigate the claims. He doesn't expect to uncover such a dark secret that will change Mandalore's views on the Jedi forever. And he doesn't expect his own personal life would become just as changed when he lets Obi-Wan Kenobi into it.

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    10 Feb 2026