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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Shane’s voice was almost a whisper as he admitted, “I fucked up.”

    Ilya stopped in his tracks, “What do you mean?”

    “He knows. Scott Hunter fucking knows.”
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    OR: Shane calls Ilya crying after the fight. Ilya yells at Scott Hunter about it.
    *Now with Kip's POV in part 2 and everyone at the Kingfisher in part 3!

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “I screwed everything up,” Shane says, his voice choked.

    “With Lily?”

    There’s silence for a while, then Shane says, “Ilya.”

    Hayden only knows one Ilya, but that’s impossible. But they are in Boston. “Rozanov??”

    Or: Shane is bad at adjusting to unexpected changes and Hayden is a good friend. A fix-it fic for Episode 4.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Amélie's work days are usually boring. Sit at the counter, help people find things, process orders. If she's lucky, she'll get great commission when someone shows up to spend money for money's sake. Her only companions her phone and the near constant presence of Shane Hollander's Rolex campaigns.

    So, boring.

    Until Shane Hollander walks through the door.

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    11 Jan 2026