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    After ignoring his phone in favor of getting split in two by his situationship, Shane is stranded in Boston at the start of the zombie apocalypse.

    Ilya is left with nowhere to go, and Shane refuses to leave him behind. In order to survive, they have to cross the Canadian border and get to the cottage, together.

    But getting to Canada is far easier said than done. When Ilya is badly injured, their road-trip becomes a race against the dead—and the infection spreading through Ilya’s leg.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Caroline 🦋 @Harrys_long_hair91

    So, earlier today I went to the courthouse for my sister’s wedding, and I’m like 99.99% sure I saw Rose Landry and her boyfriend getting married(?). They were wearing matching outfits and looked so happy. She was holding a beautiful bouquet and they couldn’t stop smiling, like, look at her, she looks stunning! (I didn’t share earlier because I didn’t want people annoying them on their special day)

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    TMZ: X-SQUAD STAR ROSE LANDRY MARRIES HOCKEY PLAYER SHANE HOLANDER IN SECRET CEREMONY: photos, videos, and witnesses’ details. 

    As if on cue, Shane’s phone goes crazy. Messages from his agent, his teammates, the press, and his parents. He ignores them,

    “W-what the fuck? What’s happening?” 

    “Someone… oh my god, someone took pictures of us yesterday and…crap.”

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    OR: Shane and Rose attend a friend's secret wedding. Someone takes pictures, and the internet assumes they were the ones getting married. Ilya hasn't spoken to Shane since the tuna melt day... and now the whole internet is saying he's married to Rose Landry.

    The All-Star weekend is about to get really interesting.

      

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth. 

    Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping."

    No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.

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    24 Feb 2026