NotAnEeerrr
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There are three statements of life that Langdon knows as absolute fact:
1. Langdon is a straight man. Women are gorgeous, and he has a wife whom he loves very much.
2. The painkillers he uses from the Pitt aren’t the start of a bad habit. He’s not an addict—just a good son recovering from a back injury sustained moving some furniture.
3. His relationship with the medical field is mutualism. He saves countless lives, takes good care of people, but he benefits as well. It keeps his head too busy to think.Robby challenges all those assertions.
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- Part 1 of Waking Sleeping Dogs
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Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
29 Aug 2015
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"I may throw up on you.
It’s a hell of a thing to have written on the skin right over his heart. A romantic spot for the least romantic words in the history of the universe. Jim thinks he’s grateful for it though. His words help him manage his expectations for his life from an early age."--
This is the story of two men who don't believe in soulmates but meet them anyway, and all of the crap that follows.
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- Part 1 of from the same star
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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Lando: you have to stop calling them thongs, mate
Oscar: Why that?
Lando: cuz there flipflops
Oscar: Wasn't talking about flipflops.
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09 Jul 2025
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This was the part where he was supposed to walk away. Shut it all down. Delete the alt account, torch the Twitter, chuck the phone in the minibar freezer, and go take another cold shower. Again. But instead, he accepted the request. Like a complete idiot. Like he didn’t have the impulse control of a wet napkin.
Christ. He was definitely thinking with his dick. There was absolutely no way this was going to end well.
OR The only thing faster than Oscar on track is the speed at which he gets folded in half once Lando finds out his secret.
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- Part 1 of No One Noticed