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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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04 Oct 2012
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In which four teenage lab rats try not to die (and accidentally become their city's saviors in the process).
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25 May 2012
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For the prompt: In which the real reason everything is fucked is because John is evil. We're talking pure fucking evil here, makes Jack Noir look like a girl scout, made all the more potent by the fact that John was a really nice guy up until the point where he literally tore someone into pieces.
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26 Nov 2011
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You destroy a universe (with help, of course) and when you wake up in your bed on an Earth that is whole and totally not a ruin, you think things are pretty great. When you find there are three trolls with you, alive and well (and ok, angry too), you think things are pretty fantastic. When you find out your friends are alive, they're in their own beds and homes and have their own trollish company, you think things couldn't be better.
You couldn't be more wrong.
Well, actually, that's a lie. Everyone agrees that this is better than dying out in the veil, right? And it won't be that hard to settle a dozen trolls onto Earth, will it? It's just that when you dreamed about meeting up with everyone and making friends, this wasn't quite (or at all) what you expected.
Actually, Karkat is exactly as advertised. It’s everything else that’s a disaster.
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19 Aug 2011
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Go ahead and open up to me, Jack. Pour out your contemptible soul. I am going to make you unhinged.
Rose becomes the Sovereign Slayer's therapist.- Language:
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13 Aug 2011
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Tired of dying before you get all your characters into the Medium? This guide will walk you through how to make characters who stand a decent chance of making it to the Battlefield and beyond. Rundown on all the major Classes, Aspects, Challenges, Weird Time Shit, and more!
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28 Jul 2011
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In a fantasy AU, John has been always believed that trolls are violent and feral creatures. Never trust a troll, right?
But his life long views are smashed when he accidentally rescues an injured Karkat. Suddenly, life turned upside down, he manages to place aside his misgivings and befriend Karkat while he heals, their relationship changing as friends and enemies, both human and troll, walk in and out of their lives with their own judgements.
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28 Jul 2011
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A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
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19 Jul 2011
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"We who trespass in the realm of that supposed God know well the risks, though we may never be prepared for the outcomes. That is the manner of adventure and science, in the end, and it is the matter in which we are entangled here. We have become brigandrifts, and I set out to find that creation of ours which so destroyed our lives. Set out into the vastness of this alien planet we are flung to, with naught but my guns and the Thorns with me."
-Rose Lalonde, journal entry: date unknown.Series
- Part 1 of Alchemystuck
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16 Jul 2011
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When Rose, Dave, John and Jade escaped to the Trolls' session, they did not expect a language barrier or seven trolls dead at each others' hands.
As the nine survivors hatch a plan to escape the trolls' session and start over, Rose Lalonde must deal with her own struggles: her past, her future, friendship, love, loss, hope and above all, Kanaya Maryam.
Rated Teen for language and disturbing scenes.
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16 Jul 2011
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Two sets of young adults from across the Worldsedge are the only hope. The prophesied heroes must enter the realm beyond the Rift Between The Worlds and bring an end to a war that threatens to spill into the world and threaten us all.
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16 Jul 2011
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Post game AU. After beating Sburb, the kids are given the chance to recreate their universe, and give their fallen alien friends a chance at a new and better life as Human Beings. Thirteen years later, most of them appear to have screwed up this second chance to varying degrees.
And what kind of a God/Friendleader would John be if he didn't try to help them out a little?Bookmarked by NonPlayerCharacter
16 Jul 2011