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The ships come, as they come every sweep, to gather the next generation into the vast military machine that is the Alternian Empire. They may be a few perigees early, but how better to keep the new recruits on their toes?
Except that they’re too late, anyway. The Empire is dead and broken, and the only question now is what the victors will do with what’s left over now that it’s gone.
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Despite your role as the Prince of Hope, you’ve never really considered the implications of that saying.
“Uniquely qualified to recognize when all Hope is lost,” you said. You were wrong about that. You were wrong about a lot of things, really.
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A silly little thing I wrote a while ago, inspired by the Be The Sea Dweller Lowblood adventure on the MSPA forums.
For those who've read it, yes, this is basically a re-casting of Morpheus and Choronzon's battle of wits in the first volume of Niel Gaiman's The Sandman.
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but not in the way she wants it.
Or, alternatively,
Change One Thing, Change Everything
Ironically, not a story (entirely) about Vriska.
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Let’s Play Sburb: Commoner Cycle Modstravaganza by NonPlayerCharacter
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jul 2011
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Join GregariousMastication as he stumbles through a questionably modded, six-character game of Sburb, complete with the type of ridiculous, self-imposed goals that any Sburb veteran should love.
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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04 Oct 2012
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In which four teenage lab rats try not to die (and accidentally become their city's saviors in the process).
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25 May 2012
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For the prompt: In which the real reason everything is fucked is because John is evil. We're talking pure fucking evil here, makes Jack Noir look like a girl scout, made all the more potent by the fact that John was a really nice guy up until the point where he literally tore someone into pieces.
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26 Nov 2011
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You destroy a universe (with help, of course) and when you wake up in your bed on an Earth that is whole and totally not a ruin, you think things are pretty great. When you find there are three trolls with you, alive and well (and ok, angry too), you think things are pretty fantastic. When you find out your friends are alive, they're in their own beds and homes and have their own trollish company, you think things couldn't be better.
You couldn't be more wrong.
Well, actually, that's a lie. Everyone agrees that this is better than dying out in the veil, right? And it won't be that hard to settle a dozen trolls onto Earth, will it? It's just that when you dreamed about meeting up with everyone and making friends, this wasn't quite (or at all) what you expected.
Actually, Karkat is exactly as advertised. It’s everything else that’s a disaster.
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19 Aug 2011
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Go ahead and open up to me, Jack. Pour out your contemptible soul. I am going to make you unhinged.
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13 Aug 2011