Neptuneisaplanet



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    Whumptober stuff

    Might not end up writing for all the prompts, but I'll try. This'll probably go on after October ends bc I'm just that slow of a writer

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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    A very Ted Wheeler-esque Mike Wheeler hears the song “Good Luck, Babe” by Chappell Roan and kinda looses his mind.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    sobbing uncontrollably
    this is so canon in a way that i hate
    this is so tragically beautiful 💔

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    Bart blurted out "We're already married!"

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    Bart, Cassie, Kon, and Tim get ("re")married on an alien planet without telling anyone. They just wanted to learn how to fly their spaceship.

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    28 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    He looked down at his chest. The suit had been punched open in a neat little circle, exposing the bright red circuitry inside. A darker crimson muddied its glow. When he brushed his fingers against it, they came away wet.

    “Shit,” he said.

    Bruce was probably going to kill him for ruining the suit.

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    Or: Terry catches his first bullet. Bruce helps.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    It's a fact of life that Tim has money. Between being a Drake and then a Wayne, the normal standard for how much to spend on friends and family has never been, well, normal to Tim. And besides! It's not like Kon 'my dad doesn't like to acknowledge me and therefore won't pay child support' Kent can pay for his stuff. Or Cassie 'my dad is Zues and my mom is struggling as is' Sandsmark can afford a new pair of shoes every few weeks. Or Bart 'I literally don't have a social security number let alone a bank account' Allen can.

    It's the right thing to do. That's what he tells himself, at least. That's certainly what he's going to tell anyone who's brave enough to ask.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    Tim and Damian have hated one another since the day that the youngest Wayne arrived in Gotham City. A few years later, that hatred has cooled into a mutual disdain and somewhat-wary tolerance. If necessary, they can even work together— though neither likes to. Then Tim discovers that Damian enjoys bird-watching too. Or: sometimes the difficult things are the most rewarding.

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    11 May 2025