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It is three in the morning in Pentagram City, and the Hazbin Hotel lobby is quiet. The only sounds are the occasional clink of ice in a glass, a single, quiet voice, and a song warbling away over the radio.
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A usual evening for Alastor and Lucifer in a world of settled dust grows unusual with a certain question.
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- Part 3 of Stars and Static
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19 Feb 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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17 Feb 2026
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His entire life has been spent in the company of crazy people, from his backstabbing brother to the ever-prickly J. Daniel Atlas and the deliciously clever Henley Reeves to the brilliant, cocky Jack Wilder and the unpredictable Lula May. Dylan Shrike's ruthlessness and ambition were only matched by his loyalty, and Merritt's never had a reason not to trust him.
Not until that video message showed up in the kids' hideout, at least.
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Merritt knows that something's wrong with Dylan Shrike from the second that hologram plays. He just doesn't realize that he's been hypnotized--until he does.
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30 Jan 2026
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What Husk needs is care and support. What Husk gets is Alastor and Niffty.
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12 Jan 2026
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“Ah,” Alastor murmurs, fondness threading his tone. “Poor darling,” he hums against the punctures, sealing them with a slow lick that makes her knees buckle. He pulls back gently, blood staining his smile like wine. “You’re trembling. Shall I stop?”
Or: Rosie raves about her favorite pet, the impeccably mannered Radio Demon, who she claims to be above all fleshly temptation; Lucifer, bored to the marrow, wagers he can shatter any sinner’s composure in a single night—and transforms into the perfect bait.
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28 Dec 2025
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There once was a beautiful young deer – as he was young, he was not very wise. Lured by a sly fox, the fox led the young deer deep in the forest – where a hungry lion waited.
The Lion ate the deer's body and the fox ate the deer's heart
Alastor speaks of his first kills to Vincent , they were accidents - but he does not regret them.
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26 Dec 2025
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“Anyways, nothing about Alastor gives ‘maternal,’” Velvette says after a while. Alastor glances over his shoulder from the stove to find her in the barstool beside Valentino’s, now, with her feet propped in his lap. “You’re the mom. I’m obviously the cool aunt. And Vox is our deadbeat husband.”
Alastor snickers at the stove.
“So like, does that make the Radio Demon our kid?” Valentino asks, squinting as he strains the metaphor.
“I dunno—good thing there’s no CPS in Hell.”
Alastor openly snorts.
(The Vees have dinner together like a fucking family, Valentino takes Alastor on a field trip, and Alastor and Vox do some light and friendly bonding activities. Set in approximately S2E6.)
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- Part 3 of They Could Have Been Worse
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26 Dec 2025
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For a special Sinsmas group therapy/bonding activity after the harrowing events of Season 2, Charlie decides that it would be a nice and fun idea to set up a Secret Santa! Everyone is very normal about this, because the holidays always bring out the best in people. Charlie just knows it.
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26 Dec 2025
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When they first return to the hotel—Lucifer dragged there with one arm flung across each of Vaggie and Charlie’s shoulders, Husk and Cherri huddled to each other’s sides, and Niffty and Baxter buzzing excitedly together at the back of their sad little procession—Alastor flings open the doors to their grand parlor, gestures whole-heartedly with his staff, and watches as the fine, golden entertainment center that Lucifer conjured so many months ago, up to and *especially* the television at its core, sails merrily through the nearest window.
Then Alastor makes his way up ten flights of stairs and a ladder, and does not emerge of his own volition for forty-eight hours straight.
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(Sometimes, the consequence of victory is everyone in your social group needing 3-6 weeks of aftercare.)
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26 Dec 2025
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Vox drops by, unannounced, at Alastor's apartment during a downpour and is shocked to find the Radio Demon so disheveled.
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RadioStatic Week (May) 2024: Sick Day/One Is Sick | Rain
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- Part 5 of RadioStatic Week (May) 2024
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24 Dec 2025
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“The name’s Alastor, my good fellow. And what might they call you?”
“Vox,” he replied, the new title still an unfamiliar weight across his tongue.
“Vox? Why, what a splendid name for a talkie such as yourself.” He chuckled before playfully rapping Vox’s shins with his cane. “And a walkie talkie at that.”
“Shut up,” Vox grumbled as he put a bit of space between them.---------------
Vox has a gig at a bar but his piano player just cancelled. Just when things seem hopeless, he meets a sinner dressed in red who is able and willing to play at no cost.
This must be Vox's lucky day!Bookmarked by Naever
24 Dec 2025
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“Your mistake, Velvette, is assuming that they tolerated me,” Alastor quips—and freezes only for a moment when Velvette gives up the goat and just starts wholesale magicking new clothes onto his body in rapid succession. Nevertheless, he carries on. “You can’t be popular with other Overlords and disrespect them. You’ll have to choose.”
“Oh yeah?” Velvette scoffs. “How does that explain Vox then?”
Alastor smiles unkindly.
“You and I aren’t Vox.”
(In which Velvette and Alastor become unlikely friends, Vox does his best impression of a bird flying straight towards a glass door, and Alastor gaslights too close to the sun. Set during the time that Vox filmed his joint venture commercial at Carmine Industries, and a short time thereafter.)
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- Part 2 of They Could Have Been Worse
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24 Dec 2025
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i put this heavy heart in you by Jothowrote
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
21 Sep 2025
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Caleb dies, and Essek barely survives it. Caleb comes back, and Essek barely survives that, either.
Lifespan angst shadowgast with consecuted Caleb.
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22 Dec 2025
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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18 Dec 2025
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Bell-bottoms. A disco. Two demons who are about to have the worst emotional crisis Hell has ever seen. Blame the goldfish heels.
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- Part 2 of Radio and TV: What Could Go Wrong?
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18 Dec 2025
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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18 Dec 2025
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you could make this place beautiful by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2021
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“What did they do?” Hua Cheng demands. Then, to the robbers: “What the fuck did you do to him?!”
“San Lang, shh, don’t be mad. They tried to rob me, but they didn’t hurt me. Really! My face only looks like this because I fell into a rock!”
Hua Cheng wilts: this is devastatingly believable.
A pair of robbers accosts Xie Lian outside of Puqi Village. They were expecting an easy ransom from a rich husband. They were not expecting the wrath of Crimson Rain Sought Flower, or free relationship advice from the husband of the world’s leading expert in codependency. They got both.
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12 Dec 2025
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"Vox loved telling him about his favorite movies and, on occasion, subjecting him to them as if he were initiating Alastor into some sacred rite. He especially doted on his Marilyn Monroe—could go positively breathless talking about her. And that evening, Alastor had been just drunk enough to indulge him, wearing the faintest smirk as if he were doing the poor boy a tremendous favor."
or: Vox and Alastor bond over classic films in ways neither of them strictly planned.
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10 Dec 2025
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Vox wakes up in the past, back when he and Alastor were friends.
Except Alastor is warmer and their dynamic is much more intimate than Vox remembers. Feelings he thought he buried long resurface, and suddenly he realizes he has the power to change the outcome.
Does he give in to his feelings and risk history repeating itself, or does he take advantage of being in the past to strike first and get revenge?
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10 Dec 2025
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His entire body aches every time he so much as breathes. His neck is still covered in crusted blood from where he was nearly strangled to death some thirteen hours ago. Vecna’s planning to rip Hawkins apart at its seams. And now, to top it all off, Robin’s gotten her heart broken.
But at least he’s got a cool leather jacket now.
Whoop-de-fucking-do.
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08 Dec 2025