Museohmuse
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (14)
- Doctor Who (1)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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When Stiles and Derek meet on a public bus where the final stop may or may not be hell, it makes perfect sense to see if their transportation tango works well off the system. Featuring meddlesome harpies, sibling aggression, diner threats, and a sex-off.
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Or, a very belated continuation of wiski's "The Pro's and Con's of Public Transportation" series for the AO3 Fundraiser Auction (2013).
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"'My name is Derek,' he said a couple minutes later. 'Not 'Dude.'
'I'm Stiles,' the guy replied, 'not 'Asshole.' Derek shot him a look and Stiles just shrugged. 'I'm sure that's what you've been calling me in your head.'"
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Nothing brings people together more than distinct annoyance, a horrible movie, and meddling siblings.
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- Part 6 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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Of All The Bowling Joints in the World by Museohmuse for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Aug 2014
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"'I - okay, here's the thing.'" And the red flag shot up. Nothing good came from Scott saying 'here's the thing.' 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles' face was on the wanted wall of the Chuck E. Cheese the next town over. 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles had a small scar on his chin from a water balloon. 'Here's the thing' was exactly why Stiles had trust issues."
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In which Stiles came out to have a good time and honestly he's feeling like he might be falling in love now.
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- Part 6 of Sterek Week 2K14
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If At First You Don't Succeed (Grind, Grind Again) by Museohmuse
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jul 2014
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"'You're kind of pathetic,' Erica shouted into Stiles' ear. Stiles jumped, his gaze pulled from his shoddy sight of Derek. The fact that Stiles knew his name made it seem like perfect sense to approach him with legs wide open, but Stiles refused to acquiesce to his desires. Stiles did not need to hook up with a jerkwad with anger issues, even if his jaw looked strong enough to sit on. "
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In which anonymity never worked out for anyone and the hook up gods know exactly what they're doing.
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- Part 5 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"Stiles ignored Derek's jab, and smiled tightly at Deaton. 'Thank you for your valuable information,' he said, trying to sound as gracious as possible. 'I hope you get your hand stuck up a dog's asshole.' And, well, that was short-lived."
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Or, Another Truth Spell Trope Fic
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- Part 4 of Sterek Week 2K14
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30 Day Drabble Challenge by Museohmuse
Fandom Doctor Who, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Aug 2014
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Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.
The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?
AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.
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- Part 1 of The Hartzyverse
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- English
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20 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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08 Feb 2026
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treat me like an afterthought by lupus (lupuswrites)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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“Listen, I know the sweater is ugly, but it’s rude to stare,” Shane said peevishly. He was overstimulated and wanted to go home, the last thing he needed was some dickhead staring at him.
Ilya took a long drag of his cigarette, eyes still not leaving Shane.
“Maybe staring is not bad thing,” Ilya said. “Maybe I stare because you are very pretty.”
Shane floundered before he could form real words. “Well. That’s stupid.”
“The staring? Or you being very pretty?”Or: A meet-ugly turned friends with benefits frat boy college au. Shane is convinced he’s nothing more than just another hookup on Ilya’s extensive roster. Ilya’s spent his whole summer plotting on how best to lock Shane down. Misunderstandings, emotional constipation, and terrible communication skills have nothing on Ilya Rozanov's persistence when it comes to getting his man.
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01 Feb 2026
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Birthday Surprise by PeaceLilies
Fandoms: Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
03 Jul 2023
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Ronan surprises Adam for his birthday
Bookmarked by Museohmuse
24 Jan 2026
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heated rivalry masterlist by sargeantwoof
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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all fics i write for the heated rivalry universe will be linked into this one. some will be connected. some will definitely not be.
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21 Jan 2026