16 Works by Museohmuse
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When Stiles and Derek meet on a public bus where the final stop may or may not be hell, it makes perfect sense to see if their transportation tango works well off the system. Featuring meddlesome harpies, sibling aggression, diner threats, and a sex-off.
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Or, a very belated continuation of wiski's "The Pro's and Con's of Public Transportation" series for the AO3 Fundraiser Auction (2013).
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"'My name is Derek,' he said a couple minutes later. 'Not 'Dude.'
'I'm Stiles,' the guy replied, 'not 'Asshole.' Derek shot him a look and Stiles just shrugged. 'I'm sure that's what you've been calling me in your head.'"
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Nothing brings people together more than distinct annoyance, a horrible movie, and meddling siblings.
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- Part 6 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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Of All The Bowling Joints in the World by Museohmuse for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Aug 2014
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"'I - okay, here's the thing.'" And the red flag shot up. Nothing good came from Scott saying 'here's the thing.' 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles' face was on the wanted wall of the Chuck E. Cheese the next town over. 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles had a small scar on his chin from a water balloon. 'Here's the thing' was exactly why Stiles had trust issues."
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In which Stiles came out to have a good time and honestly he's feeling like he might be falling in love now.
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- Part 6 of Sterek Week 2K14
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If At First You Don't Succeed (Grind, Grind Again) by Museohmuse
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jul 2014
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"'You're kind of pathetic,' Erica shouted into Stiles' ear. Stiles jumped, his gaze pulled from his shoddy sight of Derek. The fact that Stiles knew his name made it seem like perfect sense to approach him with legs wide open, but Stiles refused to acquiesce to his desires. Stiles did not need to hook up with a jerkwad with anger issues, even if his jaw looked strong enough to sit on. "
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In which anonymity never worked out for anyone and the hook up gods know exactly what they're doing.
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- Part 5 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"Stiles ignored Derek's jab, and smiled tightly at Deaton. 'Thank you for your valuable information,' he said, trying to sound as gracious as possible. 'I hope you get your hand stuck up a dog's asshole.' And, well, that was short-lived."
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Or, Another Truth Spell Trope Fic
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- Part 4 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"'And then there were two, right?' Stiles said eventually. Derek's head shot up and he immediately frowned at Stiles.
'No need to look so happy, Eyebrows,' Stiles said mildly. 'I happen to be great company.'"
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In which Stiles can't keep his mouth shut, Derek is in no way related to a Beyoncé song, and Scotty might be a clairvoyant.
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- Part 3 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"'You want me to crawl my ass out of here?" Stiles asked, gaping at Derek. "I mean damn, didn't Lassie call the police before running out here on his own?" Derek growled, but he ignored it, settling back in his seat. "I'd rather wait for the Jaws of Life, thanks.'"
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Who knew that wolves could be such great therapists? Or that they have really eclectic taste in humans? Stiles, that's who.
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- Part 2 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"Stiles took in the sight before him, wincing when the sound of the baby crying reached him, and looked between Derek and the rest of the pack huddled in the opposite corner. 'What the hell?' he spluttered, arms whirling around."
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In which the Pack is disturbingly ignorant when faced with babies and Stiles is convinced that Derek and his kin are fire-breathing, wing-toting overgrown lizards.
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- Part 1 of Sterek Week 2K14
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My, What a View You Have (All the Better to Woo You With) by Museohmuse for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 May 2014
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"Stiles slapped at Derek's hand, uncurling his fingers' hold - Derek hoped Stiles didn't hear his sharp inhale - and putting the keys back on the hook. 'My treat,' he said with a light smile. 'And no, I don't have a location in mind!' he crowed as he walked out the door. 'Where would be the fun in that?'"
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Stiles steps up to save the pack from imminent self-destruction, once again, and Derek takes a late night trip that heals old wounds and makes the future seem a little brighter.
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Is That a Fire in Your Kitchen? (Or Are You Happy to See Me?) by Museohmuse for HalfFizzbin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 May 2014
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The one where Derek is incompetent in the kitchen, Stiles is insufferable everywhere, and the Looney Tunes are the only reason either one of them have game.
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"I'm just calling in a favor," Derek said, feeling cornered. "Whether you want to suffocate in your own snot is up to you, Stiles."
Or the one where Derek has to play babysitter for the Sheriff's sick, legal, and infuriatingly attractive son.
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But Stiles wasn't his mother. Stiles was a healthy, conscientious, young man who could take a little pain. And so he did.
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- Part 5 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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When The Doctor first landed in his new location, he was a little anxious. He had just regenerated into his new form, a clumsy teenage boy with a propensity for mindless babble, and the TARDIS was acting in a bout of rebellion and refusing to cooperate. All things a bit not good.
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- Part 4 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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John was not completely sure how he ended up chasing the accused culprit into a raging nightclub with only Sherlock's obnoxious coat creating a cape-like ability to easily defy gravity that was impossible to ignore. Perhaps this was his life now: his only chance at a night out was only possible if a murder case was involved.
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- Part 3 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,961
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 435
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"You almost sound upset," Sam teased. "Weren't you just saying snow was nothing more than a convenient cooler?"
"It's just nice, is all. Well, aside from the elemental bastards who thrive on it, and the damned uncomfortable staking out and hiding."
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- Part 2 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 662
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 193
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‘Ah, ah, ah,’ the voice continued playfully, a wide grin so unlike Stiles’ mocking Derek’s offensive stance. ‘You wouldn’t dare hurt your friend. While there is no doubt I could withstand your little clawing, I’m afraid this lovely piece of skin would suffer horribly from such pain. And let’s be serious,’ the voice continued with a velvety tone, ‘I will leave this body to die as soon as you so much as breathe on me.’
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- Part 1 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge