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    “This isn’t a daycare!” Sanji shouts, waving his spatula threateningly as the swordsman stalks off without so much as a backwards glance.

    The toddler on his hip reaches out her grubby hands for the cake batter. The seven-year-old hiding behind his legs waves shyly at the retreating form. The new girl, who has to be around ten at most, tilts her head at the cook as though to say ‘yeah, right.’

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    Zoro acquires a lot of children in his travels as the world’s strongest. What was he supposed to do? Bring them with him?

    Sanji is adamant about the fact that the Baratie: All Blue is no place for any of the children Zoro drops off.

    Zeff is just excited to finally have grandkids running around.

    (Alternatively, Zoro is deadset on making Sanji a single father).

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    28 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    Harry Potter arrives to his hearing ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, where he meets a very bubbly witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
    The strangest things, the littlest change, can send our lives spinning in an utterly unexpected direction. What if somebody actually helped Harry? What if Harry helped himself?

    Elle Woods is an American witch who recently graduated from law school. When an old acquaintance reaches out with a unique case of corruption and child endangerment, she agrees to help any way she can.

    Percy Weasley finds himself estranged from his family while navigating working for an increasingly corrupt Ministry of Magic. Every day that passes he's more and more tempted to take matters into his own hands.

    Marcus Flint became a Warden after graduation. He gets a sense of purpose from his job and takes it seriously, appreciating the ability to tell most people to sod off while doing his duties. His temper is mostly under control now-a-days.

    No one should have let these four in a room together.

    Features unlikely allies, overprotective Sirius Black, wizarding politics, and the colour pink.

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    28 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Zoro wondered how long it would take for The Cook to notice. As it turned out- not long at all. In fact, the Cook was.. as usual, hyper aware of his kitchen. As Zoro made it about halfway through the bottle he’d acquired, the familiar stomping said Cook’s dress shoes would echo across the deck of the Sunny. The Strawhat Cook wore a scowl on his face, hair falling into his eyes as he came to a stop directly in front of the thief, his shadow blocking out the sun.

    “...You bastard! You damned thief! Did you just assume you could walk into MY kitchen and just take whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want?” Cigarette smoke billowed out of Sanji’s flared nostrils, mimicking a dragon’s smoke– ironically. “What if I was saving that? What if I needed it for fucking dinner tonight?”

    “Eh… you would have figured it out..” The response was followed by the man taking another swig of the bottle, before turning it and offering it to Sanji. “You going to take a swig while you're standing here?”

    =Zoro is hiding something, Sanji is internally struggling since Whole Cake, and BOTH of them are pining idiots with danger looming in the background. I introduce to you, a Demon, Canon Divergent AU=

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    27 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    “The healer says that I am the first recorded wizard with this spinocerebellar ataxia. My treatment depends on Muggle medicine… Perhaps my father will be happy when we go to the Muggle hospital for my cure.”

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    10 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    After discovering an Ancient piano-like instrument in the depths of Atlantis, Teyla and Rodney bond over their mutual love of music. Only they’re not alone and even the Ancients knew the instrument was haunted.

    A Phantom of the Opera inspired ghost story in which John will do anything to save his team, especially Rodney.

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    04 Dec 2025