Mercutio
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- Star Wars - All Media Types (40)
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- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (10)
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(Not So) Incorrect Quotes by Mercutio
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), The Mandalorian (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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So I write a lot of incorrect quote posts on Tumblr when I'm in the mood. When I'm quoting, I try to change the milieu to fit Star Wars, but quite a few aren't actually incorrect at all, but rather original snippets that I post as incorrect, because, well, isn't all fan fiction just an incorrect quote of the original from a certain point of view? Enjoy!
Marked as complete, but will be added to if and when I post more incorrect quotes to Tumblr. Each quote is in its own chapter and are not related.
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When standing 72 hour shifts is the norm, it makes sense to require exhausted troopers to text their thoughts in order to stay awake, no matter how irrelevant they might be. Somehow this saves the galaxy.
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Scapegoat. Your fault. The one who's responsible for everything. The source of all misery. Dar'vod. Not right. The cause of suffering.
That's what Fox is, or so everyone tells him. The chancellor is the most vocal, but for all that the Guard won't say anything to his face, the whispers that stop when he comes close, the avoidances, the little inconveniences and provocations, all of it spells the message out clearly. Fox is unwanted. His death would be celebrated. His existence a stain on an already dark tapestry.
That, only when he dies, does Fox finds out differently? The story of his life.
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- Part 1 of Scapegoat
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Obi-Wan has a bright idea for the newest war propanda item, namely a calendar full of pin-ups of the vod'e -- featuring a half-naked Alpha-17 on the cover after their run-in with Ventress.
Somehow this saves the galaxy.
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Karma, Motherkriffer! by Mercutio
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Crow (Movies 1994-2005)
10 Oct 2025
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Darth Vader killed Fox. That was his first mistake.
Not making sure he was all dead was his second. Too bad, so sad. It was nice knowing you, Skywalker. Not.
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Movies tell us that sometimes a crow returns the soul of someone who was violently murdered to seek vengeance on their killer. After a short, bloody rampage, they return to their grave. This time Fox is the chosen one. That was their first mistake.
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The story of Fox before, during and after the war. Of a survivor who has nothing to live for but the lives of his men and what happens when that's no longer a factor. Of a mind broken and a body shattered. And all that follows.
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Snipers Do It From A Distance; Assassins Do It From Behind by Mercutio
Fandom Captain America (Movies), DCU, Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
07 Nov 2023
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WinterShockHawk with bonus Taserpool and pre-existing Shieldshock. Cap and Darcy's breakup sows dissension in the team. The snipers protect Darcy from Cap, but can they protect her from herself, Deadpool and worse still -- themselves?
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Kakashi wakes up in an alternate dimension .....shenanigans ensue
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20 Feb 2026
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One of my favorite Naruto stories of all time. Kakashi wakes up with no memory of where he is or what's been happening, realizes he's a missing nin -- and immediately decides that what he wants to do is to mentor his adorable little students. Chaos ensures. Absolutely hilarious chaos.
The one with the head pats.
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What do you do if you gain powers? Your best to make the world a better place, of course.
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14 Feb 2026
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Greg Veder saves the day! No, for real this time.
Totally heart-breaking and oh so real. I can read my own trauma into this one. Greg triggers with an unremarkable power, the ability to fix things. When added to his conviction that a true hero helps? Takes him to the extremes of sacrificing his own well-being on search and rescue in order to save others. Working in totally anonymity, unwilling to taint the 'real heroes' with Void Cowboy, he never realizes how influential he is.
A truly amazing piece of work.
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Uncle Bilbo Is Not Going On Your Adventure by Erisah_Mae
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jan 2015
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Gandalf assumes that he is going to be able to bully Bilbo into coming along on the quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume... Bilbo's not going, and nothing Gandalf can say is going to change his mind.
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31 Aug 2025
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Frodo is placed with Bilbo earlier in life. This changes things.
The one where Gandalf not only sees his plans to make Bilbo into a burglar spiked, but the hobbits are far more than they appear and would make excellent assassins. If they were into that kind of thing.
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Infectious by bookfreak1317 for TheSovereigntyofReality
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Dec 2018
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In the 20th century, Tuberculosis was the leading cause of death in the United States. It was common knowledge that TB was extremely infectious and extremely deadly. It was every American's responsibility to do their best to prevent the spread of this horrible disease. Nobody could risk taking a chance. It's a pity that Steve didn't get the memo.
Inspired by Son of his Father by TheSovereigntyofReality
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31 Aug 2025
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Steve is a TB carrier. This has consequences.
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A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files
First chapter posted to ff.net 25 Feb 2025
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- Part 1 of Idea Files
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31 Aug 2025
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The author's bits and bobs file. A wonderland of ideas.