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    File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM

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    Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.

    "-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"

    "Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."

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    15 Oct 2025

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    funniest fucking fic ever

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    A.K.A Red Hood's Revenge Plan that will go awry, and yes him trying to become a teacher had been essential to his vengeful strategy.

    “Here’s the deal, I could give less of a shit about any of this. Hell, I’m not going to be teaching you any of this. It's beneath me. And to be perfectly clear this isn’t going to be one of those things where over the course of, however long I’m dealing with you, I secretly teach you. This also isn’t going to be one of those things where I end up learning more from you. I know more than all of you combined so..” He scoffs at the idea.

    “It just doesn’t make any sense” He says, writing in big letters MY AGENDA on the chalkboard.

    Is this guy serious? Was the classroom’s collective thought. It wasn’t voiced aloud and Jason Todd continued to write without a care.

    “I’m going to be spending most of my time here mentally breaking my nemesis, with the ultimate goal of screwing him over.” He draws a circle of what looks to be… a bat? or maybe something with horns?? He then crosses an x over the drawing.

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    12 May 2025

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    [At a given instant, the Moon appears among different stars for observers at widely separated locations. These subtle changes in position are called its parallax]

     

    "“Did you never think of the future?” Sasuke asked flatly, Sharingan recording the movement of the celestial shift of the skies above,
    Amaterasu said, I never had the opportunity
    "Is this your opportunity then?" Sasuke asked, "is this your punishment or mine?"
    Amaterasu said, sounding exhausted, I don’t know.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    Six months after the world ends, a samurai and a little girl walk into a bar.

    The Joui war was cut short on account of the Earth being blown up. In an unnoticed corner of the universe, Otose watches a seventeen year old Gintoki attempt to raise a four year old Kagura.

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    05 Oct 2020

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    “Is it all true? Did you really tell Midoriya to kill himself?”

    And there it was. Everyone asks shitty questions, but never the right ones.

    Bakugou looked him in the eye. He’d answer the shitty ass question. It didn’t matter; everyone had already made their decisions about it.

    “I did.”

    “Dude,” Kirishima intoned, sounding disappointed and horrified. And then his face turned into disgust. “That’s… You’re messed up bro.”

    That’s when Bakugou knew he had actually lost a friend.

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    Class 1-A finds out that Bakugou had bullied Midoriya. They don't know the full story but that doesn't matter to them. What matters to them was that they now think their classmate is a villain. And they were going to do everything in their power to treat him like one too.

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    30 Sep 2020