LulaMillay
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Stonemason Kith helped Thulla escape from Grymforge, though they disagree on why he did it.
Kith had never heard of the Ironhands before. He didn’t know there were sun-dwelling deep gnomes at all, so he had endless questions about that paradox alone. Turned out, Thulla’s kin were as proud and fierce and cunning as duergar themselves.
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Nature, Magic, and Everything in Between by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Feb 2026
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As the gang leaves the formerly Shadow-Cursed Lands, Tav’s dating a wizard who will only touch her in the weave. There’s an excellent library and cosmic sex void there, but still, a Tav has needs. When Halsin offers his assistance, the three of them discover something entirely new.
Or, Gale is touch averse, Tav is pent up, Halsin has both the expected and some very unexpected skills, and absolutely everyone should be in fantasy therapy.
Featuring: smut (with a handy guide for the impatient), angst / comfort, Forgotten Realms lore, extensive Halsin headcanons, a weird drow Tav, and Gale learning to love his body.
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Heavy Petting by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
15 Feb 2026
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Gale has a foolproof idea to find a date for the Blackstaff Ball. Nothing goes as planned.
"Oh, you know how it goes," Tara said with a shrug. "Boy summons tressym, tressym is boy's best friend for ten years, boy turns tressym into girl, then boy won't turn tressym back until she goes to a dance with him."
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Gale's Lesson In Reading Comprehension by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Feb 2026
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Gale buys some cut rate sex coupons and doesn't read them beforehand.
"Some of these are barely coherent, much less actionable.”
“In offering such a trade was it your intention,” Minthara leaned forward. “To lie?"
For Valentine's Schlock: Misprinted Sex Coupons
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- Part 5 of Gale and Minthara are Just Like This
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Volo's Guide To Your Mother by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
11 Feb 2026
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Volothamp Geddarm has a brand new guidebook out, and it's all about seducing Gale's mother.
Elminster, naturally, is there to keep him in line.
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Enjoying Nature's Gifts by Ak_elan, Baelthi, BoneThatFather, certifiedspreadsheetlover, cozy_ships, DarkZaira20, et_augury, FenofAo3, Fiber_Punk, Halfling_MadMax, herbeloveve, jerk3max, Kalua, LulaMillay, mollymauksboi, MortimerWilson, Myvanway, NW39, penned_by_Perci, SebastiansLyric170, Tavylia_Sin, thefontbandit, TheSubScribe, timidbirb, Violeta27, Wiloseal, YancySzarr
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Jan 2026
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This series explores all kinds of kinks and partners for Halsin, through a cohesive continuity where Halsin has a different partner (or partners) in each new work! Each work in the series is a "chapter" of the story, separated into a series to allow for full tagging. Please check the tags on each work as the topics vary through the story! Every fic is also written by a different writer, though a couple of writers took on 2 or even 3 chapters to expand the roster of pairings to explore!
Many of the pieces also feature accompanying art created by artists who joined the collaboration, which may be embedded in the fic chapters or added as a standalone work after the fic they are paired with.
The parts of this series will be revealed once per day from the 1st to the 27th of January, at which point the full series will be here and it will be marked as completed.
Whilst the series does have a plot, it is also a sheer lacy underwear set of a plot that is a vehicle for hot and sexy fun for our favourite druid, so if one chapter's tags aren't a good your preferences you can safely skip forward and you won't be missing vital story points.
- Words:
- 98,800
- Works:
- 30
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Crack / Funny / Lighthearted Fare that doesn't fit into another series
- Words:
- 34,612
- Works:
- 9
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Lula's Prose / Angst by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
19 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 6,500
- Works:
- 5
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Just a little collection of smut starring the big sexy bear druid. M/F & mostly PWP.
- Words:
- 10,076
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Two men who will literally fuck in a cave rather than go to therapy.
Rugan is a sad old man, Olly is a mad young lad, they bang.
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- Part 23 of Baldur's Blush
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,053
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 2
- Hits:
- 115
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
15 Feb 2026
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What's worse than a hag who wants to kill you? A hag who finds you interesting.
Gale's orb has an appetite. Ethel has remedies. Neither of them expects the side effects.
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Five times Gale was played by Auntie Ethel, and one time he wasn't.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,777
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 56
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
14 Feb 2026
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Dammon falls in love at first sight (or first sound, rather).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 119
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
- 53
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
14 Feb 2026
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Philomeen the Romance Queen by writesoftheratt for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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Philomeen faked her death to get away from Laridda. Now that Laridda's moved on, what's Philomeen supposed to do? Sit around and watch?
Nope!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,568
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 1
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- 30
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
14 Feb 2026
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Gale likes the idea of being thrown around, but he would never dream of asking for such a thing. When Astarion finds out about this little fantasy of his, he makes it his mission to get the poor wizard what he wants. The problem, unfortunately, is that he knows what his strengths are and... strength is not one of them.
Luckily for both of them, he knows just the right man for the job.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 48
- Bookmarks:
- 10
- Hits:
- 449
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
06 Feb 2026