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Harry picks up Eggsy from a street corner, but he won't have sex with him unless Eggsy wants it too.
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Thorin Oakenshield and the Wholly Predictable Monty Python Parody by Lothlorien
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
29 Dec 2014
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“Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!”
Bilbo looked at Ori with raised eyebrows. “Order, eh? Who does he think he is?”
Thorin’s face was becoming redder by the second. “I am a king!”
Bilbo was unimpressed. “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
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Nori was an excellent thief, because he knew one simple fact - most Dwarves never looked past the braids.
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Sherlock and John must attend one of Mycroft's functions. To pass the time they play a drinking game.
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- Part 5 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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Dwalin was happy with his life. He truly was. The only thing that could make him happier would be a child. But that's just not going to happen. Or is it?
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- Part 4 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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CorruptedSmile and I have created our own bingo prompt card that we'll be filling out each Sunday. We will each post 9 stories based on 4 prompts that each of us supplied and a 9th prompts of the author's choice. This series will be a collection of my prompt fics. Once Corrupted's created her own series I will leave a link here so that you can check that out as well.
In the mean time, enjoy.
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jan 2026
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03 Feb 2026
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Jaskier adjusted the lute on his back, the city of Cintra on the horizon. He had not met any friends on his travels to the city, but then again, he hadn’t expected to do so. He was with several other bards, all responding to the call Cintra had made for bards to make a song cycle about Queen Cirilla’s reign. Even with his hasty exit from Redania, he managed to send a letter to a friend who he hoped would be a friendly face in the city, though they had not parted well.
The young queen was shrouded in mystery with a bit of infamy. Everyone knew that she was claimed by the Law of Surprise by the Butcher of Blaviken. The deranged witcher brought some of his witcher friends when Nilfgaard tried to conquer Cintra. Though Cirilla was only twelve at the time, her powers combined with the witchers were able to keep Cintra from the edge of defeat, though her grandmother still lost her life in the process. At the age of twelve, she was put on the throne, despite not being of age.
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03 Jan 2026
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Hannibal's initial curiosity for the feral child quickly spiraled into obsession.
Perhaps Will Graham, a boy raised by wolves, would prove to be his perfect predatory companion.
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25 Dec 2025
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"A lovely story, Gotch, but an awful lot of preamble to the main gist." Her head cocks toward you: "You saw Gotch had a tattoo and it made you want to get a tattoo too, that's all it is, ya?"
This thing between you is so new. You both have so, so much yet to learn.
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19 Oct 2025
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the best lie is one built on truth by Dansnotavampire
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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Look. Pretending him and Torse were engaged had just seemed like the best idea at the time. And in both of their defence: Marya had been the one to accept the offer.
(Torse and Maxwell pretend to be betrothed so that Maxwell doesn't have to marry some duke's daughter. Things escalate.)
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10 Oct 2025