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    Ilya Rozanov is sick of his job in Boston. Enter, his best friends new flower shop, a new frontier, with a too-gorgeous, too-sweet tattoo artist across the street.

    The problem? He has a girlfriend.

    (or so Ilya thinks).

    or: tattoo artist/florist au.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Илия цветаря и Шейн с татуировките

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    Ilya Rozanov spoke like he knew him because he fucking did.

    “Oh my god,” Shane shrieked, the sound too loud for the space. “Oh my GOD,” Shane repeated, heart thrumming in his chest just like before.

    This was a sick, cosmic fucking joke. How hadn’t Shane put two and two together before? His memory and pattern recognition were what made him so good at his job, his ability to remember the small details others tend to over look is what made him recoil into himself because others didn’t remember minute particulars, others certainly didn’t voice them and make others uncomfortable. 

    Shane couldn’t believe it. How had he been so fucking blind? So fucking obtuse all these months with the back and forth?  

    Rose’s comment weeks ago came front and center into his mind.

    “He’s really getting under your skin, isn’t he?”

    Shane wanted to fucking die. 

    Shane Hollander knew Ilya Rozanov. How the fuck could he ever forget?

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    An office AU no one asked for.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Office

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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Drunk Ilya wants his Shane

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    Interview Host - Randy: Would you want to kiss Scott Hunter?

    Ilya Rozanov: What? No. I kiss Shane Hollander, not Scott Hunter

    Ilya Rozanov: Oh. Fuck

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Ilya talking nonsense during an interview

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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @DownBadInOttawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @MontrealDefenseSquad
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Ilya is just that obsessed with his husband