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Waking up in a tight spot, Dave is intimately introduced to a new friend through his dear friend Terezi. Scalemates were made to be fucked. He enjoys himself by the end.
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17 Feb 2026
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Dave sends Bro a link to a song that sounds a lot like it’s a suicide note. Bro only then realizes just how still and quiet the house is. What does he find when he desperately bursts into Dave’s room?
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07 Jan 2026
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"Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" - How the Magnus Institute learned to embrace the IT ticketing system, upgraded their antivirus, and still found the time to teach one old man how to copy and paste by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2020
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I hope you find your new role as Head of the Institute as rewarding as captaining the Tundra, wrote Elias Bouchard, to Peter Lukas. There are so many people working there: all with their own interesting lives, and all desiring your attention and support. I'm sure you will relish the challenge it will bring and enjoy every moment spent with the fine men and women of the Institute. In time I'm confident they'll become like a family to you.
The Magnus Institute has a new boss.
The Magnus Institute also has a new tech support technician.
These two facts are unrelated, except they both happen at the same time.Meanwhile Jon's woken up from being dead for six months and for once he's trying his best. He just wishes Martin would stop avoiding him and answer his messages...
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24 Sep 2025
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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18 Sep 2025
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End Racism in the OTW | Xenotic Events: Guidelines for Public Health Management by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 May 2020
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The European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) has a long history of successfully containing and controlling suspected xenotic events.
[COMMENT: Jonathan Sims] Hubris is unwise in these matters. EXPERT OPINION.
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[COMMENT: Aimee Lord] Mr Sims has marked all his comments as expert opinion, possibly due to a misunderstanding of #2 in the "read me" section? @Lucy.Patel can you check whether this is clinically relevant advice or just Mr Sims being "colourful"?
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[COMMENT: Lucy Patel] Mr Sims is still out of office with no known return date. Spoke to Martin Blackwood, Archival Assistant, who advised that if Mr Sims is warning against hubris, it should probably be taken seriously.Series
- Part 16 of Stories by theme: Humour
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18 Sep 2025
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Season 1 AU. Marc's body has old pre-Moon-Knight injuries that are hard to miss. He needs to work extra-hard to compensate for them.
He's doing a bang-up job! Steven's convinced he just has bad circulation.
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- Part 2 of standalone Moon Knight fics
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08 Aug 2025
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Like A Good Neighbor by kindaquirky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
31 Dec 2019
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Tim Drake leads a...mostly normal life, helping people get the best insurance they can afford. Soon though, he finds himself embroiled in a plot that involves Robin trying to take him down, and Batgirl possibly helping. Add to the mix Red Hood using him for information, and a strange young man walking into his office under false pretenses, Tim finds that his mostly normal life is about to completely change.
Tim knew there were worse jobs in Gotham than insurance agent, but he’s hard pressed to think of another at the moment. As he shoots off an email to a client about looking into their claim asap, he hears the glass door to the small insurance office open and watches Stephanie Brown,the goddamn Batgirl, walk into the agency and catch his eye. He puts 'masked vigilante' at the top of the list.
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- Part 1 of Like A Good Neighbor
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27 Jun 2025
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Feeling Yourself? by redasinradishes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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“What really rustled everyone’s jimmies was when HYDRA started claiming they reversed Spiderman’s mutation,” Deadpool says, reappearing from around the curtains. He’s pulling yet another gurney, this one with a sheet laid ominously over whatever’s on it.
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
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A Fork In The Road by robindrake93
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Oct 2020
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Luke and Percy make different decisions.
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19 Apr 2025
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Facing, Confronting, Branding Each Other by robindrake93
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Oct 2020
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Twelve hours trapped in a room together changes everything for both Luke and Percy.
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- Part 10 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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09 Apr 2025
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Is to Falsify by antistar_e (kaikamahine)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
06 Jun 2010
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"I like him," Rachel decides. "Stalkers without a sense of humor just aren't the same."
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06 Apr 2025
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Bright Eyes by robindrake93
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Percy asks for Luke's life and the Gods grant his request. Luke is left in Percy's custody.
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02 Apr 2025
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The Kid Prophet by robindrake93
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
04 May 2020
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What if Percy was dropped off at Camp Half-Blood as a toddler and was already there when Luke arrived.
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26 Mar 2025
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Trapped In An Elevator (With My Enemy During The Middle Of A War) by robindrake93
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Feb 2025
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Luke and Percy are trapped in an elevator together.
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falling, falling, falling star by laughing_sock
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2024
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For a moment, Yuuji's mind struggles to make sense of the new information—the dark of the night, a surprisingly chilly breeze, and... nothing below them but clouds.
He's got two tight fistfuls of Gojo's jacket before he realizes, his feet dangling midair. "Gojo-sensei?!"
"Tada! One beautiful starry sky for my most favoritest student in the whole wide world, Itadori Yuuji-kun!" Gojo's loud and proud voice drops down to a conspiratorial whisper in the next moment, pressed warm against the shell of Yuuji's ear. "Ah, but don't tell Nobara-chan or Megumi-kun I said you're my favorite, though."
Yuuji's breath hitches. Suddenly, he is very, very aware of the fact that he's being held by his homeroom teacher with a dildo up his ass.
There are some secrets you can't keep to yourself, no matter how hard you try.
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18 Nov 2024
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Things have changed for me by Justanotherdamnedweeb
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Jul 2023
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After the death of the orphans, as Odasaku prepares to fight Mimic, an unexpected ghost of the past appears to confront him.
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“We stopped killing to find out why the assassin in the book did so we could write about why he wanted to live.” As the young boy speaks he steps towards Odasaku and stops right behind him. He reaches out his hand and grabs the back of his coat. He clenches it tightly in his fist and gives a gentle tug.
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30 Oct 2024
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It'd only take a few seconds. Hey Juu-nii, what's the Illuminati? And Juuzou will know, because Juuzou knows goddamn everything.
Renzou opens his mouth to ask, then snaps it shut.Bookmarked by LongTimeNo666
20 Oct 2024
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Zoro disobeys a Captain's Order and it's all Sanji's fault.
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Even to his nakama, Luffy sometimes appears just a little bit too odd.
(Or: Five times a Straw Hat notices something strange about Luffy, and the one time someone knows what's going on.)
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29 Sep 2024