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    “Did you learn that in math club?”

    The corner of Chris's mouth quirks up the barest degree—a joke.

    Dana laughs, relieved, and kisses his little smile. “I did not learn how to have unprotected sex in math club, no,” she murmurs, and reaches for the buttons of his shirt.

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    She kisses his neck, and he goes boneless, tipping his head back against her shoulder. "Prove it," he says desperately.

    "Prove what?"

    "You say I'm a woman, so—prove it." His voice cracks. "Fuckin' prove it."

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    noun

    the point in the path of an orbiting body at which it is nearest to the body that it orbits.

    -

    After platinum kryptonite gives Bruce full Kryptonian abilities, Clark takes him on a date to a place he's never shared with anyone before.

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    exemplar

    n.

    1. One that is worthy of imitation; a perfect example or model. See synonyms at ideal.

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    The night before Mark married Ellie, he had a dream that he was slogging through a wetland. Around him stood several gigantic dinosaurs with long necks, and of course he didn't even know what species they were. One of the beasts turned to him and sang to him in an otherworldly, warbling voice: “You are not the one, and someday we will chomp! Creatures such as us do not live in a swamp!”

    Mark awoke with a start, but he didn't heed the omen, and that day, he married Ellie.

    Mark gets eaten.

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    After the events of Jurassic World Dominion, Ellie and Alan make up for 28 years of regrets.

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    Hank puts his hand on Connor’s shoulder and squeezes, and the brave part of Connor wants to lean into it, wants to take Hank’s hand in his own. The fearful part wants to put distance between them, before Hank does it himself after what Connor is about to tell him. 

    “Hank, since you’re on administrative leave, I assume you haven’t heard. The day you punched Officer Perkins—” Perkins, you fuckin’ cocksucker. Hank’s gruff voice, his fists flying, his badge in jeopardy, for Connor. This is what Connor is so terrified to lose. 

    He tries again. “That day in the evidence room, when I found the location of Jericho.” Connor longs for his coin, for an outlet for his anxiety. Instead, he lifts his eyes to watch Hank’s reaction. “Hank, I never walked out of that room.”

     

    Connor #313-248-317-53, whose predecessor was murdered by Reed in the evidence room, confesses that he’s not the same Connor Hank knew.

    Hank has questions—and answers.

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    “Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?”

    At 31 years old, Connor Kamski has finally stopped pretending to be the perfect son his father and grandmother raised him to be: conventional, obedient, and heterosexual. A Craigslist ad for a “strictly platonic date” presents the perfect solution.

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    "Guess you sure missed me, huh?" Leonard drawls. He's aiming for unaffected and is frankly mortified to hear a tremble in his voice.

    Ray is frowning at him. "Don't be mean," he says.

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    "Yuuri, will you marry me?"

    Victor feels Yuuri's giggle reverberate through every molecule of his body, feels his very essence be remade by it.

    "I just married you an hour ago," Yuuri reminds him.

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    “It’s too early in the morning for me to be this in love with you,” Yuuri murmurs.

    “I’m sorry?”

    “No, you’re not.”

    Victor’s chest shakes with laughter. “No, I’m not,” he says.

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    Harry frowns at his messy notes. “The tablecloths are mint green, right?”

    Two distressed lines appear between Draco’s immaculate eyebrows. “Moss, Potter,” he says, as if this should be obvious. “Honestly.”

    “Well, I wasn’t the one who decided both shades should start with the same letter, was I?”

    Draco sighs heavily through his nose, as if he can’t be bothered to open his mouth. Then, of course, he opens his mouth anyway. “Tell me again why Ginevra isn’t helping me plan this?” Draco says petulantly, for what is perhaps the sixth time that week.

    Ginny,” Harry replies, “has a Quidditch team to train for the upcoming League tournament. She also has a girlfriend. She doesn’t have an extra hour a day to spend distinguishing between shades of green. I, on the other hand, am single and a career changer, which is to say unemployed.” Harry sips his tea. “Also,” he adds, “our sons seem to want us to be friends.”

    Draco raises his eyebrows. “And here I thought we were already friends.”

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    Mark shoots Sherlock, and Sherlock nearly dies for real this time.

    In a dark hallway, he threatens to do it again.

    The lights go on, and Jane folds her collar down and rises to her feet. She tells Mark in a measured tone that if she sees him again, she’ll put a bullet between his eyes.

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    This is a rescue, he types in a private message. I’m rescuing you.

    Damneron’s icon changes to indicate that they’re typing.

    why? they reply.

    He thinks about it. Because it’s the right thing to do, he says.

    It only takes a moment for damneron to respond:

    u need a pilot

    He cringes. I need a pilot, he admits, and adds a shrug emoji.

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    Jurassic Park
    Screenplay by David Koepp
    Based on the novel by Michael Crichton
    Adapted by LemonScience33 for palaeoplushies

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    A Jurassic Park AU where the raptors are Velociraptor mongoliensis instead of Velociraptor Deinonychus antirrhopus, there are a lot more of them, and they look like this: http://palaeoplushies.tumblr.com/tagged/lifesize-velociraptor

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    As they round the next corner and lights come on, Newt’s first thought is, This had better be worth it, because we’re definitely gonna get caught.

    His second thought is, That is the skull of Otachi’s baby, with lights strung over it.

    His third thought is, This is definitely worth it.

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    The visitors’ center is like the ruins of an ancient temple, covered in plants and collapsed in some places.

    “It’s just like I remember,” Dr. Sattler whispers. “It’s been so long.”

    It’s just like Claire remembers, too, though it doesn’t feel like it’s been very long. A year, she reminds herself. A year, and she still isn’t over this.

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    Dottie sees things she wants sometimes, like a thin-bladed knife or a dress that will show off her figure to particular advantage.

    Faye is a thing Dottie wants.

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    Newton licks his bottom lip. “Maybe, um…” he says.

    Newton doesn’t continue. Hermann wills his breathing to remain steady. “Yes?”

    Newton shrugs casually. “Maybe we could give each other a hand,” he says. “Just two friends… you know, helping each other out.”

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    n., reality-truth/logic/the way things are

    One sentient being cannot injure another without the assistance of a weapon, a chemical, gravity, or some other tool.

    This is basic biology. Spock has known this since he was three.

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