12 Works by Joe_Homunculus

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    Von Karma tries to traumatize Miles by virtue of German children's TV. It backfires.

    (this won't make any sense if you don't know who "Bernd das Brot" is. This story was written very shortly after an episode about him on Last Week Tonight)

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    It starts, as most things in his life do, as an accident. He's fifteen, and just finally hit his growth-spurt and that must mean that he's almost a real grown-up man now, right? And real grown-up men need to shave. Well, if he's honest with himself, he doesn't need to shave, not yet, not really. But there are a few hairs growing on his chin, there are, you just have to look veeeery closely. And so he decides to nick one of his mom's single-use razors (the electric one of his father scares him a little bit) and shaves himself.

    Or: Gumshoe tries to shave for the first time. He looses a few hairs and a bit of blood, but he gains something much more meaningful

    Or or: The origin story of that band-aid.

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    Written for the kink meme prompt: "Larry joins the LAPD, and him and Gumshoe become crime-fighting partners... much to Miles' dismay" and the comment "Especially if they end up accidentally being competent" (https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=13413765 and https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/12220.html?thread=18894012#cmt18894012)

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    Franziska contemplating gunshots, rites of passage, and fireworks.

     

    (and her relationship with her father)

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Written for a PWKM-prompt requesting any character being miserable on Christmas (has been heavily edited). I chose a very contemplative and lonely Herlock pre-canon who's stuck in a chemical lab. This is tagged "Hurt No Comfort" for a reason.

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    1/1
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    As a response to this prompt on the kink meme:
    Anon thinks the Blue Badger is creepy... So what if the Blue Badger was responsible for a death?
    https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082.html?thread=7958538#cmt7958538

    Well, as is to be expected with this prompt, the result is crack.

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    Pheonix and Edgeworth sitting in a fine restaurant at a candlelit table for two. A meaningful conversation ensues, just not the one you'd expect.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Again, this is just me posting some thoughts, not a full-fledged fic.

    It's an explanation and exploration of my somewhat headcanon that Pheonix is refusing to use a smartphone not because he couldn't, but because he actually is aware of the risks for his privacy.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Just a drabble about Edgeworth studying (probably for the bar exam, but it's not specified) before AA1. It's honestly just projecting.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    Miles frankly never really understood what he needed Ancient Greek for, it's not like he would encounter a witness only capable of conversing in this particular language one day. But Mr. von Karma insisted that speaking the language on which the culture of the Western world was founded on was an obligatory part of the education of a perfect prosecutor continuing his legacy. That was why Miles was now trapped in this stuffy classroom and was trying to stay awake (and alive) long enough to make it back to his actually relevant studies. His teacher's jabbering wasn't the only obstacle, though.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Trucy had to write an essay about her family for school and her teacher is not happy about the result. Trucy proceeds to tell her teacher why exactly she couldn't care less.

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    A name is one of the most important things a human being has, if one looses his name, they'll loose a large part of their humanity.

    After the conclusions of both the State vs. Edgeworth and the State vs. Skye trials Miles Edgeworth sits in a park and ponders over his name and everything that comes with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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