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    The ongoing adventures of Scott and Ilya, the Fairy Gay Mothers of the MLH

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”

    Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.

     

    Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Eddie: What do you mean you told Buck he was “lucky enough” to have grown up in a “post-glee” world?
    Did you actually think that was going to help Buck reconcile this Tommy with the Tommy that hurt someone he used to deeply care about? Or are you paid commission by FOX?

    Josh: Put your claws away, Diaz
    We can agree to disagree about my methods

    Eddie: I don’t even know where to start

    Josh: Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

    Eddie: Blocked.

    Or: Eddie creates an anonymous Twitter account and watches Glee (out of spite). Discourse ensues.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    “Are you homophobic?”

    “What?”

    “Will you be my boyfriend?”

    “Yes,” Eddie answered, automatically, even though his mind had volunteered several other pressing questions, like what are you talking about and what is happening and did I recently sustain brain damage.

    “Thanks,” said Buckley, and then he pushed Eddie back against the side of the firetruck and kissed him.

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    It's the 63rd Annual Los Angeles Fire Muster & Firefighter’s Family Day, and inter-station relations are about to get real friendly between fire houses 6 and 118.

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    02 Nov 2025