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Give me a Solution, Assassin by ItalyTheKidPasta
Fandoms: The Yogscast, Steven Universe (Cartoon)
30 Sep 2015
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Zoeya, Rythian, and Strife are stuck in the middle of a battle. Its not going well. But Zoeya has a backup plan that doesn't seem all that pleasant at first. But then again, the dance of fusion is tough starting out.
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The aftermath of episode 107.
Nano can't sleep because of everything thats been happening. She's trying to keep up her tough demeanor but she needs to let some stress off. She discovers a different way of winding down through Lalna.
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Strife takes a day off from work. His partner, Parvis, comes home with more than the usual goodies from Pride.
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Prompt: A website that you can pay people to mail letter full of glitter to your enemy’s houses
After a long day, Rythian is checking his texts at home as usual. But a weird text is sent to him from a unknown number.
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When Ford summons Bill back into his mind after a particularly needy wet dream, the two of them decide to strike an agreement. They may be mortal enemies, but there's no reason they can't still fool around and get nasty with it. It's just sex; no strings attached.
Well… besides the one binding them physically, mentally, and emotionally, of course.
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15 Sep 2025
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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15 Sep 2025
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The newspaper cutting on the wall reads a loud headline:
"Stanford Filbrick Pines, author and scholar, reported missing in Oregon."
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23 Sep 2024
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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17 Sep 2024
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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17 Sep 2024