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    “The deal's already gone through,” Ron confirmed gravely. “Harry, it's Lord Slytherin. Slytherin bought the whole club.”

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    05 Feb 2026

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    30 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Must finish reading!

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    It had taken Tom quite a bit of trial and error to figure out how, but he had finally worked out how to exploit their shared horcrux connection and send Harry false visions and dreams.

    For a few weeks now, Harry had been waking up every morning to a rush of pleasure, soaked pajama bottoms, and Tom’s name a broken moan on his lips.

    Tom would give Harry a knowing look in the morning as he drew open the bedcurtains. Harry would be blushing furiously and unable to meet Tom’s eyes, with the evidence of his wet dreams from the night before still smeared across his stomach. Dreams that Tom had been both the subject and the source of.
     

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    07 Sep 2025

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    The Joker, mid-sip of his Diet Killer-Coke, blinked at the horde of Jokerized fries staring him down.

    One fry—a particular fry, taller than the others, with a bent, crispy edge like a villainous mustache—stepped forward.

    The leader.

    It pointed a greasy limb at the Joker and screeched:

    IMPOSTER.

    Danny watched, horrified, as the Jokerized fries rushed the booth like a swarm of angry, ketchup-covered piranhas.

    The Joker barely had time to say, “What the f—” before he was tackled under a wave of his own deep-fried doppelgängers.

    Or,

    The food in Batburger comes to life.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    02 Aug 2025

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    What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

    Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

    Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    "The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." ~Robert Frost

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    Rhea thought the fight was over when she handed Luke that blade. The war she fought for others was over. She was wrong.
    Now a thousand miles and a thousand years from home, all alone with just the ghost of a curse to accompany her in her travels, she will only fight for the wars she chooses.

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    Sent to the start of the Trojan War, Rhea Jackson does not wish to be involved in another war of the gods

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.

    (Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)

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    11 May 2025

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    Arthur makes Merlin a lord, and Merlin does an astonishingly good job of running a village.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    Arthur makes Merlin a lord, and Merlin does an astonishingly good job of running a village.

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    Luke is adopted by the Naberries instead of the Larses, and he ends up elected Governor of Theed at 18, the lowest possible age and a record. When the Empire occupies Naboo to pressure the Queen to sign an agreement that will give a committee appointed by the Emperor control of Naboo, Luke takes drastic measures to keep his people safe from the Empire's tyranny. Luke Naberrie doesn't know it yet, but he's set off a chain reaction that will change Galactic History forever.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    An unexpected twist during the final battle has Harry trapped inside a magical artifact with only his greatest enemy for company. The Carcerem will release them, but the requirement for freedom is an impossible one, for neither Harry Potter nor Tom Riddle will ever forgive the other.

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    Spanish Translation (Thank you DraInu!) can be found here.

    Chinese Translation (Thank you Kylinaive!) can be found here.

    French Translation (Thank you GingerPoulpeKataracte!) can be found here. And on FF.NET.

    Russian Translation can be found here.

    Chinese Translation (Thank you sigrid!) can be found on the Sina microblog App under 瑧一。

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Percy Jackson, Hero of Olympus and Camp Half-Blood, doesn't get the admiration he deserves from the gods in the original series. I decided to change that and Percy suffers more for it.

    Featuring a bunch of oneshots I've made full of different interactions between Percy and the gods.

    Trigger warning for implied background character death, kidnapping, and use of strong language.

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    02 Mar 2025

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    Jess's college roommate mostly seemed normal; she was just a little bit odd. What Jess didn't realize is that learning more about Annabeth was a rabbit hole that went far deeper than she ever expected.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    Jon didn’t know, as time seemed to still and he watched his death rushing towards him why that resonated so deeply within him.

    Why those words meant so much: now go fail again.

    Especially since he was in the midst of doing just that.

    At least, he was. Right up until he was made an offer - to go, to possibly fail again, and in the process perhaps save another world from suffering the fate of his.

    Time-Travel A/U Fix-It

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    28 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love this story! Bookmarking so I don’t have to wade through the trenches of my subscription page

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    Harry is suspended in the summer before fifth year. Grimmauld Place may seem an unlikely refuge, with an erratic lord and a malicious house elf and a tendency to change when night falls. But a year away from Hogwarts offers opportunities, and Harry begins to learn what it means to be a ward of the House of Black.

    'Magical families deal with the dead differently. The Potters bury theirs which is more of a statement than you’d think. It says ‘our kin are safe in the ground, we trust they will not rise’ - words your grandfather once said to me by the way, not something I just made up for dramatics. Other families don’t have such confidence.' - Sirius Black

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    23 Jan 2025

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    “You’re really quite a delight, Harry. I can’t believe I went weeks thinking you were useless and boring.”

    Somehow, unwittingly, Harry finds himself engaged to Tom Riddle.

    He’s not entirely sure how that happened.

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    06 Jan 2025

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    Perhaps more than Parseltongue runs through Tom's veins.

    The Gaunts have always carried a hunger in their blood. Not just for power—but for each other.

    As Tom’s wrist works beneath the covers, he thinks about their legacy, and the way it had dripped from Harry’s tongue.

    He feels no shame for his urges. Tradition is sacred, after all.

    And Tom has always wanted a family.

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    06 Jan 2025

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    Hermione frowned. “The real question is why the magic of Britain would be failing now, in fact.”

    “That is not the real question!” Ron said loudly; he’d woken up fully by now, and Harry had too; it was starting to sink in that they’d found the problem. “The real question is, how do we fix it?”

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    01 Dec 2024

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    Draco becomes king of Camelot

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    Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

    “You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

    “Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.

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    22 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.

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