ImNotYourBreakfast



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    It happens against Montreal, because of course it does.

    Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting.

    That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    "What is happening?"

    "Is nothing." - Ilya deflects and locks the plane bathroom door behind them.

    "It's not nothing. You have your 'someone stole my last piece of chocolate and I need to teach them some manners' look in your eyes." - Shane says and slaps Ilya's hand going for his pants so that Ilya could focus. He just sighs and Shane laughs.

    "Oh my god, did he... He ate something you wanted and they didn't have it anymore? Is that the thing?" - Shane's eyes were sparkling with amusment, Ilya was pouting like a child.

    "Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream Shane. The one Yuna buys, the good kind. And Pike ate it all!"

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    Or: Shane, Ilya, Rose and Hayden are called to LA for promotional photoshoot for a celebrity magazine. Inspired by Connor/Hudson photoshoots for Culture/Timid/Numero Netherlands photoshoot. Banter and fluff ✨💛

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “It’s my special night, Rozanov. I want you to watch me.” Ilya looks at Shane like he can’t believe what he’s hearing. “I want… I want you to sit there and watch me touching myself,” Shane’s cheeks flush, “and I want you to be good for me and stay put.”

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    Vegas, 2021. Shane wins MVP and makes Ilya watch.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “Cliff,” Rozanov said.

    Interesting. He only ever used his first name when he wanted something.

    “I need a favour.”

    Called it.

    “What can I do for you, Roz?”

    “I need you to punch me.”

    Cliff stared. He stared some more.

    "Why?"

    “Shane hasn’t let me fuck him since the bar, it’s been too long and he always rides me when I have to see the medics.”

    A beat.

    Another beat.

    Then Cliff absolutely lost it.
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    5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.

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    Cliff Pov: Ilya pays Cliff to break his nose.

    Yuna Pov: Ilya calms down shane from a panic attack (with biting :) )

    Scott and Kip Pov: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom?

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya have been officially together for almost a year, quietly navigating a long-distance relationship split between Montreal and Boston. When their teams meet in Round One of the 2018 playoffs, keeping that secret becomes harder than ever. In Game 6, with the score tied and going into overtime a single awkward fall into the boards changes everything.

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    27 Jan 2026