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“You tricked me–”
“I did no such thing, dumbass.” Lucifer rolled his eyes. “I asked you for consent. Your own soul let mine in. You may have felt as unpleasant as trying to wrangle a cactus, but none of that whole sequence would have worked if you kicked me out.”
“Show me.” The words were out of his mouth without his consent, and he immediately cursed himself.
Lucifer blinked dumbly at him. “What?”
Too late to take it back. “Show me again. Turning me into that weapon.”
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A Soul Eater/Noragami Inspired AU in which the King of Hell can turn sinners into weapons, loosely following the events of Season 1 and 2 from Alastor's POV.
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15 Feb 2026
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Love Is (Not) In The Air by YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2026
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Lilith was finally returning to Hell and Charlie had big plans to get her parents back together. It would be super romantic, since her mom had chosen Valentine's Day, the most romantic holiday, so surely she wanted that, too! And her dad has been longing for her for so long ... Charlie is sure it would be a huge success and all of Hell would celebrate the return of the royal couple! However, unknown to her, Lucifer had finally found his soulmate and was not letting go. Not that his soulmate had any such inclinations, either.
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14 Feb 2026
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Oooh, this is delicious! So the King of Hell is an OMEGA. What would his dear subjects say if they would find out?
After Charlie and others saved Hell from Vox’s little suicide idea, Alastor has been circling around Lucifer. But even he isn't stupid enough to go near the fallen angel's room, when the Omegan scent is so strong. But Charlie said that it's ok, her dad isn't in heat and she has been so worried about him, so maybe it's time for Alastor to go and check things.
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14 Feb 2026
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A far more logical approach to how the Might of Lilith could have been disengaged, with a side of RadioApple/AppleRadio.
In short, Alastor is not overly impressed with the people he surrounds himself with.
Alternative title: I'm Surrounded By Idiots
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13 Feb 2026
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It started as most hate fucks did with insults. Barbed words slung back and forth to see who's pride would break first.
It was liberating. Exhilarating even, with there being no consideration of each others feelings beyond what words could hurt most. What well pressed buttons could be slammed on. What new weaknesses could be discovered and exploited by verbal assault alone.
There was no one around to break them up this time. No Charlie to play peacekeeper. No pack to break up the nipping alphas circling each other. The small sitting room was barely big enough to contain their dealing egos.
Feedback squealed through the air as Alastor was suddenly tugged down into a sloppy kiss. The angle was all wrong. Their teeth knocked together. A coppery tang burst between their lips and over the cannibal's frozen tongue.
Lucifer dropped back on his heels with a smug smile. A smudge of red on his bottom lip. His eyes glittered with dark laughter. "Knew that'd shut you up."
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- Part 2 of AppleRadio One-Shots
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13 Feb 2026
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True Crime is all the rage among the living. When Charlie learns about a blockbuster smash-hit sensation of a film released above about their very own Alastor, serial killer of New Orleans, she’s determined to turn it into a bonding opportunity. Now all she has to do is get a hold of the film, and convince Alastor to watch it with them.
Nothing can go wrong with this plan.
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12 Feb 2026
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Prompt: Soulmates(true mates) have an irresistible draw to the other’s scent or presence. It is typically sealed with a bonding or mating bite on the neck.
Alastor is on an errand through Cannibal Town when he catches a mouthwatering scent. What is he to do when he finds a helpless doe in need of rescuing?
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12 Feb 2026
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Heeeeeyyy... So. Uh. Remember me? I'm back lol.
This fic is going to be similar to the missing one (for those who know it) with some changes to accommodate the s2 plot (not really I love ooc 😔)
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Alastor is a Little! His secret is exposed to the hotel, but who can he trust? Charlie is... Charlie. Vaggi's entire persona is "ALASTOR SUCKS" in big bold letters. Lucifer is... Surprisingly chill? Who can he let his guard down with? And who does he need to avoid?Participate in choosing how the story goes by sharing your opinions and insights, this is going to be a fun ride.
(I'm so cringy I know lol)
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Post season 2 little Alastor fic!Bookmarked by ILazyOne
11 Feb 2026
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Alastor is over living. With his mother recently passing away and the townsfolk taking everything from him, he decided it was time to end his life, but he’s never been one to go easily.
Wanting to sacrifice his soul, he calls Lucifer to make a deal, but instead the King of Hell offers him an Apple of Eden in exchange to never seek him again.
Unfortunately, the apple offers Alastor an insight into his future — or more like his afterlife.
Determined to make his visions real, he begins his life as a serial killer known in New Orleans as the Radio Demon. Eventually, the cries of his victims accidentally call someone who makes him an offer Alastor can’t refuse.
Once in Hell, he finds himself at the Hazbin Hotel helping the daughter of Luicfer with her project — an excuse to once again be near the man he dreamed of for decades.
Would his visions from the apple come true or would his mysterious chained shadows stop him?
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- Part 1 of Garden of Eden Universe
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10 Feb 2026
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What happens when two men who fell from grace fall in love?
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10 Feb 2026
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Alastor’s eyes flicked up to meet his. His pupils were blown wide, face flushed a deep red.
“I have not…” he muttered, his voice unsteady in a way Lucifer had never expected to hear. “That is to say, I don’t make a habit of…”
Oh, Lucifer realized. Oh, he really hadn’t done anything like this before.
“Do you want me to stop?” he forced himself to say, because he genuinely couldn’t tell.
“No.”
He still seemed hesitant, but there was an intensity in his tone that had Lucifer flushing all the way down.
“Okay,” he breathed. He nodded, swallowing hard against the sudden dryness in his throat. “Okay, good, because I’d really like to ravish you now.”
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09 Feb 2026
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07 Feb 2026
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Tired of hearing Charlie whine about Angel no longer being at the hotel, Alastor slowly tries to get him to return. It helps that Angel wants to spend time with him because he's the only one who can tell if a person is under Vox's hypnosis. That certainly won't lead to anything that takes Alastor outside of his comfort zone…
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07 Feb 2026
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06 Feb 2026
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Alastor prides himself on being impossible to impress, impossible to claim, and above all, impossible to domesticate.
Lucifer, unfortunately, has never cared much for impossibilities.
When the King of Hell invites Alastor into a private evening meant purely for comfort, pleasure, and patience, Alastor finds himself navigating unfamiliar territory: being asked instead of taken, cherished instead of hunted, and offered devotion with no price attached.
What begins as indulgence slowly becomes something far more dangerous - trust.
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05 Feb 2026
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Once you've had a piece of heaven are you willing to ever let it go?
Emily decides to explore Earth one day and meets a peculiar man.
Alastor meets a strange woman.
The rest is history.
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05 Feb 2026
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Alastor, upon being forced to trek all the way up to Lucifer's tower, decides to have a little fun at the King's expense.
They bicker, they trade threats, and Alastor even goes so far as to use his natural charm, just to fuck with thatprettystupid blonde head even more.
One thing leads to another and they end up biting off way more than either of them can chew.OR
My entry to eggsplosion2025, which sees Alastor and Lucifer magically handcuffed together, and I slap as many favourite tropes (and eventually, kinks) in as I can.
Fic is fully written, updates every Monday :)
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03 Feb 2026
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Lucifer gets fed up after being trapped in Vox's machine, and he lets his true self show. Alastor was just along for the ride, much to his entertainment.
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- Part 1 of The King Returns
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03 Feb 2026
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Charlie Morningstar has few supporters where she needs it and no location for her brilliant new idea. What happens when the most notorious overlord approaches her with the deal of a lifetime?
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03 Feb 2026