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“You tricked me–”
“I did no such thing, dumbass.” Lucifer rolled his eyes. “I asked you for consent. Your own soul let mine in. You may have felt as unpleasant as trying to wrangle a cactus, but none of that whole sequence would have worked if you kicked me out.”
“Show me.” The words were out of his mouth without his consent, and he immediately cursed himself.
Lucifer blinked dumbly at him. “What?”
Too late to take it back. “Show me again. Turning me into that weapon.”
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A Soul Eater/Noragami Inspired AU in which the King of Hell can turn sinners into weapons, loosely following the events of Season 1 and 2 from Alastor's POV.
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15 Feb 2026
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Love Is (Not) In The Air by YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2026
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Lilith was finally returning to Hell and Charlie had big plans to get her parents back together. It would be super romantic, since her mom had chosen Valentine's Day, the most romantic holiday, so surely she wanted that, too! And her dad has been longing for her for so long ... Charlie is sure it would be a huge success and all of Hell would celebrate the return of the royal couple! However, unknown to her, Lucifer had finally found his soulmate and was not letting go. Not that his soulmate had any such inclinations, either.
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14 Feb 2026
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Oooh, this is delicious! So the King of Hell is an OMEGA. What would his dear subjects say if they would find out?
After Charlie and others saved Hell from Vox’s little suicide idea, Alastor has been circling around Lucifer. But even he isn't stupid enough to go near the fallen angel's room, when the Omegan scent is so strong. But Charlie said that it's ok, her dad isn't in heat and she has been so worried about him, so maybe it's time for Alastor to go and check things.
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14 Feb 2026
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A far more logical approach to how the Might of Lilith could have been disengaged, with a side of RadioApple/AppleRadio.
In short, Alastor is not overly impressed with the people he surrounds himself with.
Alternative title: I'm Surrounded By Idiots
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13 Feb 2026
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It started as most hate fucks did with insults. Barbed words slung back and forth to see who's pride would break first.
It was liberating. Exhilarating even, with there being no consideration of each others feelings beyond what words could hurt most. What well pressed buttons could be slammed on. What new weaknesses could be discovered and exploited by verbal assault alone.
There was no one around to break them up this time. No Charlie to play peacekeeper. No pack to break up the nipping alphas circling each other. The small sitting room was barely big enough to contain their dealing egos.
Feedback squealed through the air as Alastor was suddenly tugged down into a sloppy kiss. The angle was all wrong. Their teeth knocked together. A coppery tang burst between their lips and over the cannibal's frozen tongue.
Lucifer dropped back on his heels with a smug smile. A smudge of red on his bottom lip. His eyes glittered with dark laughter. "Knew that'd shut you up."
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- Part 2 of AppleRadio One-Shots
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13 Feb 2026