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Family Emergency by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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The problem is that Shane Hollander is an Alpha.
No. Okay. No.
Technically (by order of magnitude) the problem is that:
Shane Hollander is in labor → it is happening in the middle of a game → it should not be happening at all because → Shane Hollander is an Alpha.Everyone's day gets markedly more chaotic when Shane--an Alpha--goes into labor mid-game against New York. It's a good fucking thing the Raiders are playing North Carolina.
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For When I'm Not There by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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For all of his conquests and his unerring sense of romance—he’s very romantic, Ilya is, always has been a lover—he’s never found himself at this kind of loss before. He has no idea what to give Shane for his birthday.
And it has to be perfect, needs to be lovely—because if he’s going to cup this magnificent love between his hands and protect it from the wind and the entirety of the league, he wants it to be just right.
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Shane Hollander spends several days leading up to his birthday in mortal fear of buttplugs.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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Human Resources for Idiots by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jan 2025
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Lan Xichen was trying to be thoughtful when he hired a temp to accompany his uncle to the Cultivation Conference in Jinlintai. Neither he nor Lan Wangji could make it, and he knows Lan Qiren despises these things on a good day.
Wei Wuxian is not that sort of temp.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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Bullen Week Prompts by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Nov 2015
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courage [it couldn't come at a worse time] by veilofimagination
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Feb 2026
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"Why are you not scared?"
"I am scared," Ilya admits. "I just am tired. Of hiding me. Of hiding you. Of hiding how much I love you. I want to go to the rink— how do you say it? Authenti."
"Authentically," Shane supplies, automatically.
"Yes. Authentically. I want to go to the rink authentically, as me," Ilya confirms.
Ilya looks at Shane, pauses until Shane meets his eyes. "I want to say: I, Ilya Rozanov love a man, and that man's name is Shane Hollander."
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Or, sometimes it takes a little more time, and some courage, to be with the one you love.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
23 Feb 2026
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Your Name Across My Shoulders by White_Noise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jan 2026
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Five times Shane Hollander worn Ilya Rozanov's Jersey.
And one time he wore 'their' jersey.
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov the Golden Boy and Shane Hollander the Asshole by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Aka 5 times Ilya is the good guy and the 1 time Shane is the bad guy 😈
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Ilya Rozanov’s acts of kindness and Shane Hollanders act of VIOLENCE (deserved)
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
20 Feb 2026
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Pike and Boiziau, Amateur Detectives by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Usually, Hayden can accept that Shane's private life is none of his business. When he’s at home waiting on four kids hand and foot, it’s not like he's filling his days making deranged cork boards connecting Shane to every gay man in North America.
But on the road, he has nothing to occupy his time besides the occasional Skype call and cable TV. It gets harder to ignore the fact that Shane’s swapping sweet nothings with a man he still won’t let himself talk about.
Or: After the cottage, Shane comes out to his teammates but swears that he doesn't have a boyfriend. Unfortunately for him, Hayden and J.J. don't believe his lie for a second.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
19 Feb 2026
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Crashing by WhimsicalSesquipedalian
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jan 2026
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“Oh shit.”
Shane looked up, turned his head to where J.J. was sat across the aisle. The blue glow of his phone lit up the too-wide whites of his eyes staring down intently at whatever was on his screen. Shane’s stomach lurched again, anticipating a sudden stop his body hadn’t quite caught up to yet.
“The Centaurs’ plane crashed in Tampa.”
There was a moment where everything was still moving, where Shane and the world were still spinning at the same speed they both always had, and then it all came crashing down. Shane wasn’t sure whether it was him that had stopped, or the world around him, but either way, in a matter of seconds the distance between himself and the bus he had only a moment ago been sitting in became staggeringly, dizzyingly vast.
The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret.
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- Part 1 of Crashing 'Verse
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
19 Feb 2026