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Family Emergency by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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The problem is that Shane Hollander is an Alpha.
No. Okay. No.
Technically (by order of magnitude) the problem is that:
Shane Hollander is in labor → it is happening in the middle of a game → it should not be happening at all because → Shane Hollander is an Alpha.Everyone's day gets markedly more chaotic when Shane--an Alpha--goes into labor mid-game against New York. It's a good fucking thing the Raiders are playing North Carolina.
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For When I'm Not There by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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For all of his conquests and his unerring sense of romance—he’s very romantic, Ilya is, always has been a lover—he’s never found himself at this kind of loss before. He has no idea what to give Shane for his birthday.
And it has to be perfect, needs to be lovely—because if he’s going to cup this magnificent love between his hands and protect it from the wind and the entirety of the league, he wants it to be just right.
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Shane Hollander spends several days leading up to his birthday in mortal fear of buttplugs.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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Human Resources for Idiots by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jan 2025
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Lan Xichen was trying to be thoughtful when he hired a temp to accompany his uncle to the Cultivation Conference in Jinlintai. Neither he nor Lan Wangji could make it, and he knows Lan Qiren despises these things on a good day.
Wei Wuxian is not that sort of temp.
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A Pair of Keys and Parakeets by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Feb 2024
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Kaveh is the Light of Kshahrewar, the star Architect of Sumeru, the master designer of the Palace Alcazarzaray. He's spent his youth building a reputation for his creative vision and keen aptitude for puzzles. The trade-off is that he can be somewhat forgetful--like when he leaves his housekey at home.
Or forgets to take his birth control.
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In which Kaveh and Alhaitham learn responsible communication and mutual respect the hard way from opposite dimensional ends of a teapot.
Featuring far more people than either of them thought they'd ever invite to a party..
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Communal Child-Rearing and Other Diplomatic Necessities by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2023
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Wen Ruohan isn’t necessarily bad with children—he’s just never had any reason to spend much time with them.
Which leaves him entirely unprepared for Wei Ying and his particular method of problem solving.
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Wen Ruohan adopts a baby genius who causes nothing but chaos, and this somehow fixes everything.
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Prenups and Pelicans by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2022
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Jiang Yanli is the nicest person on the planet.
She does not deserve to be ditched by her bridal party in some stupid Jin attention grab.Wei Ying's the Maid of Honor, now. His butt looks better than Jiang Cheng's in this stupid expensive dress.
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Wei Ying meets the love of his life while on the warpath, in a bridesmaid's dress.
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Inter-Sect Politics for the Absolute Beginner by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Jul 2022
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Today, with a formal missive from Koi Tower in hand and Zonghui staring at him with open concern, Nie Mingjue throws his head back and laughs and knows that no request will ever bring him such joy:
Sect Leader Jin Guangshan has been brutally assaulted and, due to a conflict of interest, the Jin sect begs the assistance of the Honorable Sect Leader Nie Mingjue in the search for justice.
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D'Artagnan has settled admirably into the flow of the Inseparables' routine, their lives, their brotherhood. He has become a natural part of their existence.
But there were a few key secrets he held back.
That he was besotted--this was obvious.
That he was a dragon--less so.- or -
There is a dragon named Alexandre on the garrison roof, and he has decided to keep them.
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- Part 1 of In Retrospect, There Were Signs
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The Piper and Practical Rumouring by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
05 Feb 2021
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They say there are wolves upon the mountain, and these days, if you listen carefully...you can hear them sing.
They're getting better at keeping in tune.
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Jaskier was under the distinct impression that he would never leave Kaer Morhen, and it was something he didn't mind too much.
Until Geralt returned from Blaviken with a child.
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- Part 5 of The Merry Wives of Witchers
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Ma confiance n’a aucune frontière - My Trust is Without Borders by charbroiledpotatoes, Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: The Musketeers (2014), d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers Series) - All Media Types, Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers Series - Alexandre Dumas
05 Feb 2021
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As an Omega child—for all he has been indulged with lessons in fencing, for all he has been allowed his dreams of adventure and meaning—Charles D'Artagnan was not permitted to go with his father to entreat the king's mercy.
Now his father is dead, he and his sisters are alone, and it turns out they don't actually own the farm.
The Comte de la Fère does.
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Beauty and the Beast, but make it Omegaverse.
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Beauty and the Bear Trap by Elpie (Horribibble), MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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They say there are wolves upon the mountain.
Vicious, man-eating wolves that charmed women from their beds, long ages ago. Which sounds both batshit insane and like surprisingly good material for a proper bawdy tavern chorus.
Naturally, he had to go take a look.
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Jaskier goes up the Kaedwen Mountains looking for song material.
He does not come back down. His husbands prefer it that way.Series
- Part 1 of The Merry Wives of Witchers
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Carry You Home by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Spartacus Series (TV), Spartacus: Vengeance, Spartacus: War of the Damned, Spartacus: Blood and Sand
31 Aug 2020
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It's a normal Tuesday night at Volupta, entertaining Caesar's clients, breathing through the haze of drugs and sweat and touches Nasir doesn't want.
And then Duro Richter has to go and play hero and land himself in a coma, leaving Nasir with a whole bunch of people who think that he is Duro's secret boyfriend.
It's not like he has a job to go back to. He might as well let them take the awkward comfort.
...But then there's Agron.
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A While You Were Sleeping AU.
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Socially Acceptable Ways to Meet Your Soulmate by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Aug 2020
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Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.
So they told him to pay off his own student debt.
Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.
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An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.
Or their soulmate.
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Extracurricular by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Aug 2020
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“They make thimbles for this exact reason.” Felix says, as if it is perfectly normal for Dorian to be forcing needles through what looks like spandex.
Spandex.
“Dorian, darling, blink twice if you’re being held against your will.”
“Ha.” Dorian deadpans, and then goes back to sewing what looks eerily like a homemade supersuit.
Which he should not be doing, because he is a science teacher and The Iron Bull works at his school.
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Adventures in punch-clock villainy, teaching high schoolers, and falling in love.
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White Honey Clinic by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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“I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”
"You're just miffed she's not named after you."
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Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.
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Don't Let Your Heart Grow Cold (This Monster Loves You) by Elpie (Horribibble), Siwucha for Siwucha
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Aug 2020
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“It’s meant to be a deterrent,” She says. “Meant to tell us off for some horrible thing. Sometimes, I think I want a thousand more, but I only have the one.”
She does not say, No one else has loved me enough for their heart to break when I drop it.
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For ages now, humanity has been cursed to bear the marks of the hearts they break.
Geralt has never been marked by anyone. No one has ever loved him enough.
Geralt has never marked anyone. He'd need a heart for that.Jaskier is going to have a fit.
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Of Course We Do by AnAbundanceofStilinskis (Horribibble), Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
05 Mar 2020
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“So you enjoy your coffee black, then?”
No. He does not. Cullen would be perfectly content with a cup of hot chocolate. It reminds him of family and joy and all of the things this job sucks out of him.
Dorian, on the other hand, has a taste for liquid death—the darkest roast available—and Cullen adapts as always.
Cullen forces a smile. “I do.”
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The Proposal AU that a surprising number of people actually did ask for.
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In the Woods Somewhere by Elpie (Horribibble) for thereddame
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Jan 2020
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Run as fast as your pretty legs can carry you. Don’t mind the burn of it, or the fear seizing at your lungs, or any horror your mind can conjure—you run to the river.
You give it your love.
Maybe it will love you back.
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Cullen spends a great deal of time at the riverside purported to house a man-eating monster.
The monster spends a great deal of time not thinking about eating him.