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Aether finds himself in quite the situation when he accidentally assists in the Arataki Gang's mischief and gets caught and interrogated for it.
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01 Feb 2026
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Wanderer thought poetry would help him understand his feelings. Instead, he got five years of gay panic, three notebooks of "why is he like this," and a tomato-related criminal record.
The traveler thinks it's cute. Wanderer disagrees violently.
"You're fucking dense."
"Go fuck yourself."
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28 Jan 2026
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Zhongli did not know if he was making a mistake. To take in one so young, one not of Liyue. Little did he know, that this young dragon would morph him into a better ruler, a better partner, a better father. He could never regret his little raindrop, even if the day came, that they were separated, even if they no longer spoke.
Neuvillette would always be in his heart.
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An AU where Zhongli adopts a young Neuvillette. Raising him into adulthood, letting him go, and finding his way back into his life centuries later.- Language:
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28 Jan 2026
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Morax can't figure out why the mortals fear him when he's in his human vessel. The archons quickly discern the problem and resolve to help him.
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18 Jan 2026
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No Place Like Home by oh_fudgecakes for Wintersphoenix
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Feb 2025
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After falling into a frozen lake after a disastrous vigilante trip into Dragonspine, Diluc has a pretty bad case of pneumonia. He is also a terrible patient. It now falls to his cast of concerned friends and family to keep him in bed while he recovers.
Written for the Genshin Platonic Server holiday exchange for the prompt: Diluc sick fic!
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- Part 10 of genshin fics
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17 Jan 2026
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analogies of men and martyrs by Jazz_intown for Midori__99
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Diluc may have returned to Mondstadt years ago, but he never came back home.
Or: If man does not speak and God does not listen, who lost faith first?
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17 Jan 2026
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Childe is sure Zhongli and Morax were dating. He’s definitely not jealous! He just thinks Zhongli-Xiansheng could do better.
Edit: Yes I’m kinda late but added a new chapter
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16 Jan 2026
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“And you are?” Signora drawled from the Judge’s podium, seated in between the two others.
The blonde stood up, straightening his gray suit and flashed the entire court a blinding smile, “A… Jack.”
“Pardon?” Signora smiled, sharp and cold.
"Jack. My name is Jack." His blinding smile had never faltered and he stood firm with his decision of an obviously fake name.
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Or, my crack take on how Diluc got banned from Snezhnaya instead of killed.
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16 Jan 2026
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“This is such a waste of time,” Wriothesley groaned as he awaited the man’s response.
“…your type is somebody who is adventurous, patient, understanding, a capable fighter, doesn’t mind a criminal record, can do long-distance relationships, and most importantly…”
“Most importantly?”
“Into single fathers.”
“What kind of magazine is this!?”
“Tevyat’s #1 Quiz for Single Mothers or Desperate People Who Are Seeking Companionship in a Romantic-Sense.”
“…what kind of publishing company would make this nonsense?”
“It’s from Inazuma.”
“Ah.”
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16 Jan 2026
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Mr. Zhongli Is Very Strange by oh_fudgecakes for fluffysocks
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Nov 2023
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"Mr. Zhongli," Chef Mao says suddenly, "is a little strange, don't you think?"
Surprised by the sudden and completely unsolicited comment, Xiangling looks up from her wok, tracing her father's eye to said Mr. Zhongli, leaning over an antique vase at one of the roadside stores. In her time at Wanmin Restaurant, however, she has certainly seen her fair share of strange customers, so after a moment, she just turns back to her frying, flipping the xianbing in the wok over one by one.
"Why do you say that?" she asks, reaching across the counter for the cooking oil.
"Dearest daughter," Chef Mao says then, "he is lecturing the seller on the origins of his own vase."
Liyue Harbor is hive full of incorrigible gossips. Xiangling navigates the rumor mill, goes ingredient hunting with Zhongli, and in the process, finds out that Zhongli is very, very bad at pretending to be human.
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- Part 3 of genshin fics
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16 Jan 2026
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魔神 | In an instant, the winds of Mondstadt died, some people of Liyue vanished, the lightning of Inazuma froze in place. From Fontaine’s stages to Sumeru’s libraries, from Natlan’s wildlands to Snezhnaya’s thronerooms... many souls fell into velvet darkness. And when they opened their eyes, they were seated in a place that should not exist.
A vast, sealed theater—grand enough to hold all of Teyvat—where even the Archons could no longer sense the fake sky. At its heart: a single mixtape. "Archronicles."
BASICALLY: Watching Genshin Impact Reacts: Character Teasers & Trailers, Archon & Event Quests!
LATEST CHAPTER: 32: Kamisato AyakaSeries
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16 Jan 2026
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How to Get Back at Your Sibling When They Overslept for Five Centuries by Nought_BR for Zaphyrus (wolfhunter777)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2025
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Whenever Aether and Lumine travelled to a new world, they would take the chance to start a little competition.
“Race you to the next world!”
Loser does whatever the winner wants.
It’s all fun and games until Aether woke up in Mondstadt five centuries too late.
“Ah f*ck,” the elder twin cursed out loud after checking for the third time that — Yes, his several million years worth of inventory collection was completely empty.
Lumine is going to kill him…
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15 Jan 2026
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caterpillars by deniigiq
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Mar 2019
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“Should I just kill her?” he asked Red outside his apartment block. Red desperately did not want to have this conversation and appeared to be trying to locate an exit from it which did not involve self-harm. “Seriously. I can do it gently, she wouldn’t even know.”
“Wade,” Red choked out, finally going still, “You can’t—you can’t kill a child.”
Well, that wasn’t true. This wasn’t an issue of ‘can.’
“Oh my god, no. You shouldn’t kill a child. Especially your child. You’re just—” Red squirmed with discomfort, “You’re just gonna have to take responsibility, man. I dunno what else to tell you.”
(Wade tries to hate his daughter.)
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- Part 32 of Dumpster Fires Verse
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15 Jan 2026
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Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 4 of genshin fics
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15 Jan 2026
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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15 Jan 2026
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Outside Looking In by orphan_account
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
15 Dec 2020
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Akechi’s been waiting outside Saiki’s window for several hours now, so Saiki figured why not give them a show?
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15 Jan 2026
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Say I'm the Best (Bow to Your Princess #1) by FluffyDice
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
06 Jul 2023
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Kusuo hates attention, and he's so very glad to NOT have Kuboyasu's on him. He really is.
Kusuo also doesn't think he deserves to be lauded just for existing. He really doesn't.On a completely separate note, Kusuo is also very good at repressing his true emotions.
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Yes, the song was the inspiration for the fic, I deeply apologize.
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- 12/12
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15 Jan 2026
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The Disastrous Coming Out of Saiki K by palant1r
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
15 Jun 2021
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Saiki Kusou has never had a crush on another guy, so when his whole class starts getting embroiled in a collective sexuality crisis, he has absolutely no stake in the whole thing. Still, it would probably be far easier for him if coming out went smoothly for everyone and Teruhashi came to terms with her status as a lesbian, so he decides to help out. You know, like a good ally.
Saiki Kusuo isn't LGBTQ. Not experiencing sexual attraction is totally normal. Transforming between biological sexes soon after birth doesn't count. And his interest in Satou Hiroshi is purely one of curiosity.
That has to be true. Because for Saiki Kusou, coming out sure seems like a pain.
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- Part 1 of the disastrous life of saiki gay
- Language:
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- 39,177
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- 14/14
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14 Jan 2026
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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12 Jan 2026
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helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Jan 2026
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Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.
"Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.
On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.
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There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)
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- Words:
- 353,454
- Chapters:
- 67/?
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- 67
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12 Jan 2026