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Uther knows about Merlin's magic. He's always known. But he has to pretend he doesn't, because everyone apparently loves this servant more than they are loyal to their King. Including his own children.
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saint autistic burnout and the flavor-blasted fuck snake by mahalidael
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, what the fuck, Robert? I’m—”
Flambae swallows hard, putting his lunch down on the counter. The weird feeling just keeps getting worse. Suddenly food sounds a lot less appealing than it did a minute ago.
“I’m fine,” he says. “I’m fine!” he says a little louder, so he can hear himself over the ringing in his ears.
Or: Flambae discovers the consequences of overextending himself.
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- Part 2 of fire, walk with me
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"So how would this work out?” Invisigal asked."
In which the Z-Team discusses the future of their relationship with both themselves and Robert
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- Part 5 of Poly Z-Team Fics ❤️
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11 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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09 Feb 2026
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Stay With Me. Stay For Me. by DietProzac for Crispy_Chips
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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Mecha Man and Waterboy are sent to take down a drug ring that results in Robert getting hit with a new creation; Rut. Instant heat.
Waterboy to the rescue! He squirrels Robert away in his home, helping him through his heat. It will change the way Robert views him forever.
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“He’s still fucking mad at me; are you trying to get me killed when I have a headache? I thought we were good, Mal.” Ordinarily, she’d take those words as playful ribbing. Unfortunately, he genuinely seemed to mean it.
“We are good, Robbie, he’s going to help.”
“He’s going to kill me.”
“No. He’d have to go through me.”
“He’s going to put me out of my misery. That’s the only way he can help.”
Mal blinked. “Rob, he was a physiotherapist. You know that, right?”
OR: Rob has a bad pain day right after taco bell night (& identity reveal) and has to spend time in the precarious presence of Flambae in hopes of getting less OW
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- Part 2 of Dispatch
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"Robert, what the fuck is going on? Are you actually getting a new job or something?" Punch Up asked. "I get that it's none of our business, but..."
"What? No, I'm not getting a new job," Robert said, and the surprise at least sounded completely honest in his voice. He paused, and Flambae could almost feel the wheels turning in his head even across the distance as he tried to decide how much to tell them.
There was a pause.
"I wasn't going on a date. And I'm not getting another job. I was going to a funeral," he said finally.
"Oh," Mal said quietly.
"My condolences," Coop added a little louder.
"I..." Robert started and then swallowed.
"You don't have to explain," Flambae said, because yeah. Okay, this really wasn't their business, even if he wished Robert knew that he could lean on them if he needed.
"No, it's part of the job," Robert continued, though that made no fucking sense. "I was Mecha Man for... god, more than fifteen years. I had about two dozen make-a-wish kids. And I try to keep in contact, if the parents are willing."
Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
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01 Feb 2026
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connor vores gauze unironically by twinkshish for MrBirdman
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
06 Aug 2018
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Connor needs to stop putting things in his mouth, for the sake of Hank's sanity.
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2 men sitting in the back of a car, what could possibly go wrong?
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28 Jan 2026
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Fall from Heaven and Land in My Arms by Keigo Dark-Nightingale (NoMansWindow2846)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Robert promised himself something: one more day and then he'd be free. One more day and he could die.
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- Part 7 of Dispatch Fics
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Dearly Beloved by thevioletviolents
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
21 Jul 2023
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Threepio and Artoo have been married for years. Some of their friends haven't quite figured that out yet.
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It's My Right to Be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous by Colorfullyminded, InkAndSmudge
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Jan 2026
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But Robert knew no matter how much he wanted it, kindness wasn’t something he, or his stupid, broken down body, deserved.
He pulled away again, averting his eyes self-consciously whenever he remembered why he was really there tonight. The last thing he wanted was for Waterboy to see him like that. To see what the hero that he idolised was really like behind all the smoke and mirrors.
Herman’s smile fell at the same time as his lighter-coloured eyebrows rose, “D-don’t you want to dance-join in?” He glanced around the place where Robert was still leaning against the counter, “You’re all by your-alone.”
Not for long, if I’m lucky, Robert thought bitterly. The ache that had been building in his gut all day felt like a ravenous, gnawing hole now. It twisted something inside of him, made him feel sick and rotten and wrong. And a thousand miles away from the sweet-faced, wetsuit-wearing hero currently giving up his Saturday night to help keep a bunch of villains safe at a crappy metal night.
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Robert looks down at the lingerie again. Perhaps, he’ll switch over. After all, if it’s under his clothes, no one can see. He’s reminded of the bralette still sitting in the box and picks it up. Luckily it didn’t have actual cups, so it would fit snug against Robert’s flat chest. The butterflies flew faster, and the dispatcher felt excitement coarse through him. Fuck, he really wanted to put it on, he has to. He flips the clothing around and fumbles with the clasps, finally separating them.
“Oi! Bob-bitch, Guess who’ll be needing insulin tomo-“
Robert freezes, feeling his blood run cold. The butterflies cease their flight, falling into the stomach acid. His hands stop, clutching the bralette. No way…this can’t be happening! But the voice was crisp in his ears, and his right side felt a new tinge of warmth. Slowly, his head turns until his eyes meet Flambae’s.
Robert Robertson wrestles with his feminine side.
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22 Jan 2026
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More Than Metal by oceansgivepeace
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Dec 2025
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When Bucky meets Peter he can't help but wonder...are they using super serums on kids?
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"Ladies, gentleman and other assorted motherfuckers," Courtney started as everyone on the Z-team finally settled down in the conference room, "Thank you for attending this very important meeting."
"What the fuck is this about again?" Alice asked, already scrolling her phone, and bobbing her head slightly to whatever music she was listening to. At least she only had one earbud in. That usually meant she was paying rapt attention despite appearances.
"This," Courtney said, pulling the small instrument from her pocket in a rather theatrical fashion, "is the black box of the Mecha Man suit."
To her disappointment, her announcement only raised a few eyebrows, instead of the loud cheering she expected. What an ungrateful bunch of losers.
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16 Jan 2026
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Robert hates that he had to cut someone from the Z-Team. He hates that Coupé hasn’t forgive him. He hates the nightmares he keeps getting. He hates how drunk he is.
Coupé finds Robert after he took a sudden absence and prevents him from doing anything stupid while he’s extremely drunk.
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Sometimes you get changed into the opposite sex on a random Tuesday shift. SDN protocol for something like this is as vague as most of their responses to weird superpowers.
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15 Jan 2026
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Romcom Cliches for Undercover Agents (Now With All New Mad Scientists!) by JustNerdyThings for LalaLaurie
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
06 Nov 2025
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After a self-imposed mission gone ever-so-slightly wrong — not that the Doctor would ever admit any of his plans ever going wrong, Stone thinks with no small amount of amusement — Stone realizes that he and the Doctor only have one real option if they want to evade their pursuers. And between pretending to kiss his boss in the oversized coat closet and letting themselves get caught, Stone knows which one is infinitely preferable.
...even if Stone's real preference would be to actually kiss the Doctor. Beggars can't be choosers, and all that.
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11 Jan 2026
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Mecha man was a notorious villain, know for his long list of crimes and his giant black killing machine. At least he was until his disappearance six months ago. Now hes the newest member of the Phoenix program???
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08 Jan 2026
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