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Wheel of Fate (and it’s Strange Sense of Humor) by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Mar 2025
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When six people with one very similar secret end up in stuck together, their lives change more than any of them could have ever dreamed.
Just maybe, it's for the better.Or
You meet the strangest people in Uber Carpools
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS OR ANY OTHER OF MY WORKS BEING USED TO TRAIN GENERATIVE AI!!!
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And the universe said you are the daylight (and the universe said you are the night) by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game), (bits of it) - Fandom
14 Jan 2025
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Idk
If you like Minecraft you’ll like it
I hope
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I had to write this for my Theater class
idk I just feel like some of y'all would like it
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Virgil’s been getting real flirty with Roman recently and Janus absolutely not jealous
(Its pretty short, sorry y'all)
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Kissing Prompts
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If I’m Crowley and you’re Crowley, then who’s driving the car?! by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2024
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When multiverse gods die, their magic is passed over to an apprentice of their choosing. Unfortunately, these powers don’t come with a manual. So every few centuries a multiverse or three will collide and spit people of either dimension into the opposite of their respective worlds. This most recent deity accidentally allowed five universes to connect. God damn it, Mel.
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Five pairs of our fave dynamic duo end up in the same universe, what could go wrong
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Uther knows about Merlin's magic. He's always known. But he has to pretend he doesn't, because everyone apparently loves this servant more than they are loyal to their King. Including his own children.
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saint autistic burnout and the flavor-blasted fuck snake by mahalidael
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, what the fuck, Robert? I’m—”
Flambae swallows hard, putting his lunch down on the counter. The weird feeling just keeps getting worse. Suddenly food sounds a lot less appealing than it did a minute ago.
“I’m fine,” he says. “I’m fine!” he says a little louder, so he can hear himself over the ringing in his ears.
Or: Flambae discovers the consequences of overextending himself.
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- Part 2 of fire, walk with me
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"So how would this work out?” Invisigal asked."
In which the Z-Team discusses the future of their relationship with both themselves and Robert
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- Part 5 of Poly Z-Team Fics ❤️
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11 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
Or,
Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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Bookmarked by Hello_Queerios
09 Feb 2026
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Stay With Me. Stay For Me. by DietProzac for Crispy_Chips
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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Mecha Man and Waterboy are sent to take down a drug ring that results in Robert getting hit with a new creation; Rut. Instant heat.
Waterboy to the rescue! He squirrels Robert away in his home, helping him through his heat. It will change the way Robert views him forever.