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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Most of the time, Todd wouldn’t give up his life as the best assisfriend of a slightly psychic detective with his own investigatory agency for anything. It’s incomparable to his old life of lies and poorly paid work and monotonous days and angry landlords and has left him so much happier and healthier and better as a person. It has given him friends and a purpose and a new family.

    Then there are the odd moments, the one in a million, where Todd would rather his life wasn’t quite as exciting as it is.

    This is one of those moments, and not even for his sake.

     

    In which Dirk gets into trouble and Todd comes to his rescue.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Continuation to "Hold Your Breath But Don't Drown"
    Kit was surprised to wake up from his nap. Surprised the end had not come while he rested.
    More than that, he was surprised he wasn't alone, for once.
    Kit thinks maybe he's starting to like surprises.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “Hey, shitheads!” Steve “the hair” Harrington barks, looming in the doorway like a monster from the Abyss. “What the fuck are you doing in here? Get your asses down to the gym right fucking now.”

    Eddie gapes. First of all, the audacity— Second, he’s never been much for physical fights, but if this douchebag thinks he can bully any of Eddie’s kids, he’ll have to go through Eddie first.

    “Let’s go! Move it!” Harrington snaps, making an impatient gesture down the hall.

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    20 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 84

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    Totally worth it, Shane thought as he gazed at a gleeful Ilya Rosanov, all toothy grin and gleaming blue eyes as he reeled in his first ever caught fish. Even though the searing sunlight intensified the mild headache he’d woken up with into something monstrous.

    -OR-

    Shane tries to hide a headache in order to take Ilya fishing, and it goes about as well as you'd imagine. Missing scenes for 1.06, The Cottage.

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    17 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    When Ilya arrives to visit the cottage, Shane is still feeling the effects of the hit from Marleau.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    “I’m fine,” he dismisses lightheartedly, almost chuckling at how Ilya’s whole body seems to decompress at the information. A small smile appears on his lips.

    He reasons. Fractured collarbone, concussed, arm in a sling. Out for the playoffs. Him being obliged to stay at home, resting and recovering, while his team could continue playing for the rest of the season without him — he knows the minute the feeling of the meds would wear off, the thought alone would have been enough to send him into psychosis. He considers his options. His throbbing head doesn’t really help.

    He then supposes he could have a little fun of his own.

    “Heh,” Shane giggles before even managing to blurt anything else out. “My boyfriend is here.”

    (Or: dopey Shane has the time of his life wooing a very worried Ilya.)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    ”I need my laptop. For the transfer.” He finally says. ”It’s in the top drawer next to the fridge. I don’t think I can walk right now.” The second the man has his back turned, Shane is turning around and fumbling with the key in the patio door and finally, it turns. He’s able to push the door open and he doesn’t look back as he starts running as fast as he can while being injured.

    or, Shane is attacked while home alone

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    13 Jan 2026

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    “Hello?” Ilya prodded. “Are you there? I thought you were supposed to be polite Canadian boy.” A breath of laughter sounded in his ear and Ilya perked up despite himself even if he did beat down his grin with sheer force of will. “Are you drunk? You drank without me and now you miss me. Very sad for you.”
    “I—"
    Ilya’s smile dropped in an instant and his feet hit the carpet as he vaulted off the bed. Something was wrong. Hollander sounded wrong.
    “Hollander, what is wrong?” Ilya demanded and listened hard.
    Then he heard it. Shaky inhales and even shakier exhales that made his stomach drop to the floor.
    “I need—" Hollander’s voice broke as he took in a pained breath. He was in pain.
    Ilya started scrambling for his shoes. “Talk to me, Hollander.”
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    Shane calls Ilya for help after sustaining a concussion and Ilya comes running.

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    12 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 17

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    03 Jan 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 10

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    A prompt fill for hittooclosetohome - in which Dirk escapes from Blackwing with the Rowdy 3, and they look after him while he figures out how to be free and how to deal with his experience of Blackwing.

    Martin is very protective of this strange British kid they brought along for the ride. Dirk is figuring out just who he is when he's not in Blackwing.

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    02 Jan 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 10

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    Farah, Tina, Todd and the Rowdies rescue Amanda, Vogel, and Dirk.

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    02 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 16

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    Now that Dirk has his shiny new agency, he decides that they ought to have someone manning the front desk. A whim (and the universe) leads him to hiring Lieutenant Assistent for the job, and it ends up working surprisingly well.

    There’s also a case, some slime is involved, and everything is definitely connected.

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    30 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 76

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    A series of unrelated prompt fills featuring hurt or sick Lucius Spriggs.

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    27 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    Todd rescues Dirk after being trapped in Blackwing for a year, and must handle the aftermath.

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    24 Dec 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    Todd is tired, and he's pretty sure it's gonna rain.

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    24 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's not the first time this situation has happened. But somehow, it hits different.

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    24 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Edward is pushed unceremoniously into a small, dark room and lands on his knees, then his hands. He stares down at the floorboards and the door falls shut behind him with a heavy thud.

    "Oh, hell," says a familiar voice like a gut punch. "I was really hoping for a nicer reunion than this."

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "So, this… look you're going for," Lucius starts, testing the waters.

    Blackbeard stares at him with vacant eyes. Jesus. Lucius is viscerally reminded of the man's dead-eyed look before he pushed him overboard.

    "Does it feel like the right choice for you? Are we happy with it?"

    "Do you have a fever?" Blackbeard asks, voice hoarse.

    Lucius cocks his head and says, "Don't think so. Do I look hot?" He winks.

    Blackbeard lifts his hand and presses his fingers roughly against Lucius' forehead.

    "What are you—"

    "No fever," Blackbeard grunts and draws back. "Good. Didn't want to cut off your fucking hand."

    Lucius drawls, "I'm touched."

     

    Or: Lucius survives. For better or for worse.

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    21 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 34

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    ***

    Lanterns.” Dirk breathes, a giddy rush of hope welling up in his chest. “I knew they weren’t stars!”

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    Dirk Gently dreams of one thing, and one thing only; seeing the mysterious lights that rise in the sky once a year. The problem with that is that he’s never left his room before, much less his tower, and with every warning his father has given him he’s not sure he can bring himself to do it alone.

    Which is exactly when Todd Brotzman crashes into his life. Or, rather, the business end of his frying pan.

    What do a regretful criminal and a boy with magical glowing hair have in common? Not a lot, it turns out. But as they embark on a journey that promises to fulfill their dreams, somewhere along the way they’ll realise that all of the things they’d been looking for mean nothing compared to what they eventually find together.

    Featuring a full cast of cameos, a glowing yellow jacket, and Farah Black weilding a sword, it’s a Tangled AU that nobody asked for (but I hope you enjoy reading anyway.)

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    20 Dec 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 24

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    Someone has beat them to it. That’s never happened before.
    They hate having their fun spoiled. Especially by some skinny white guy with a bloody nose who’s grinning far too wide.

    "Oh. Hi!"

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    19 Dec 2025

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