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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    A 5+1 of Times "Rob” and Wally were Getting Cozy.

     

    (can probably be read as a stand-alone... is probably better if read after Mystery Man, though)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Clark moves in with his boyfriend. A week later, the entire Wayne family, Alfred included, comes down with the flu. Clark’s bedside manner is put to the test.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    It’s a long flight from Gotham to Siberia. Dick’s siblings, to Bruce’s horror, use the time to start debating Dick’s love life.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart 

    Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that. 

    Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you. 

    Dick: I-

    Dick: Try again

    -

    Tim is having boy troubles.

    Tim goes to his brothers for help.

    Tim...did not think that plan of action through.

    (In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter knows the drill. Do well in school. Make his parents proud. And above all else, protect his twin sister Evan. She is the Girl-Who-Lived, after all.

    Being responsible for his sister isn't easy, and sometimes it can feel like he's nothing but a shadow on the wall, keeping pace with Evan as she traverses a dangerous future. But to Theodore Nott, he isn't a shadow. To him, Harry is everything, Harry deserves everything, and if he can't have it all, then he damn well deserves to be happy.

    Right when Harry starts to think that Theo has a point, everything goes wrong.

    Written for "Wrong Boy-Who-Lived Week"!

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    28 Jul 2025

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    AU. Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in learning Potions and making friends. But his Potions professor hates him, and Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry’s secrets, a relationship that grows to be more and more important to both of them as the years pass.

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    16 Sep 2024

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    Sarah Potter wants, more than anything, to be left alone

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    01 Aug 2024

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    Still reeling from the violence of the Quidditch World Cup, Harry Black and his friends return to Hogwarts in time for the Triwizard Tournament, unaware that the machinations of Lord Voldemort and his followers will turn a simple academic tournament into a death trap. Meanwhile, Harry must deal with the responsibilities of becoming the new Prince of Slytherin, while the Potters face the explosive fallout from Rita Skeeter's expose.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    An escaped prisoner, soul-sucking guards and a defense professor with a dark secret— what better way is there to start off the Hexad's third year but with a bang?

    Within the walls of Hogwarts, many secrets and pasts are unravelling, old flames relit and old wounds opened. Among all of this, the Hexad must learn who to trust— and who not to.

    After all, a rat is standing in their midst.

    THE MOON'S MERCY

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    07 Jul 2024

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    Forty years before the start of the series, one Ravenclaw student decided that she will bring muggle technology into the wizarding world, by force if needed.
    Today, Harry enters a world of magic and... social media and texting, apparently. Kind of takes away from the fantasy. Wizards and witches started to use electronics in areas of magic, making the world a much easier place to be in. But while Harry and his friends concern themselves with their studies and homework, there are people who would still plunge the wizarding world into the Dark Ages, namely pure-blood supremacists. On top of that, Harry must deal with being the Boy-Who-Lived and all that title brings. Voldemort may be gone, but not forever. But Hogwarts will always help those who deserve it, sometimes in ways no one can foresee.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    “Mr. Evans,” Ollivander said, smiling wider. “Any relation to Lily Evans?”
    “Who?”

     

    Harry Evans was almost like any other boy growing up in Cokeworth. He lived alone in a house nobody else could see, he stole food from the supermarket and never got caught, and he had a little brother who had been hidden after the night their mother was killed. Harry was a secret, and he promised not to tell.

    A letter in an empty vault, a small boy with broken glasses, a portrait of a scowling girl. As Harry begins unraveling his own past, the threat against his brother grows.

    How long will his secrets keep when Harry is the only one standing between his brother and the world?

     

    A story about family, friendship, growing up, and, of course, the most powerful magic of all

     

    Chapters 1 to 8 - Pre-canon - 29k
    Chapters 9 to 23 - PS - 59k
    Chapters 24 to 49 - CoS - 107k
    Chapters 50 to 90 - PoA - 159k
    Chapters 91 to 172 - GoF - 314k

    link to discord thingie: https://discord.gg/bBmc8ZUJ4d

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    11 Jun 2024

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    Despite her best efforts, Elizabeth Potter is repeatedly drawn into situations she wants absolutely nothing to do with. People just refuse to leave her the hell alone.

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    15 Feb 2024

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

    ~

    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    09 Nov 2023

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    It's another INED AU! This one takes place about two years after INED finishes. Katherine has an unplanned pregnancy and then she has a baby! This fic is going to explore how Katherine navigates having a baby, being a parent, and supporting her child while also still dealing with her own past trauma. You don't have to have read INED for this fic to make sense!

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    19 May 2022

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    A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
    Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
    Local teen Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after this kid for him.

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    30 Apr 2022

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    A comedy of errors, ft. Discord shenanigans, friendship, gay pining and more!!

    aka.

    Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey co-run a Steel Samurai/Evil Magistrate discord server; neither knows who the other is. What happens next will shock you!!

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    27 Apr 2022

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    About a week after that, All Might asked Izuku if he was aiming for the hero course at UA. The question was so sudden that Izuku nearly dropped a microwave on his toes.

    The truth was, if All Might had asked him that a week ago, there would have only been one possible answer to that question. All Might had gone to UA, UA was the best, so Izuku was going to go there too, if he could. But things were a little different, now that he was going to receive All Might’s Quirk.

    “No,” he said, decisively.

    All Might looked caught off guard, which was a very rare expression on him. “No?” he echoed, like he couldn’t believe it.

    A laugh bubbled out of Izuku’s throat. He honestly couldn’t believe it either. “No,” he repeated.

    ___

    Or, All Might tells Izuku about All for One before he gives him One for All, and everything changes.

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    09 Mar 2022

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    Kiibo decides to make a group chat because of Nagito.

    It all goes downhill from there.

    Hey, so I'm basically just writing out my memey conversations and messing around with my favorite cast.

    Yes, I do have ocs, I might have them pop in some time I'm not sure.

    I got inspired to write this because of my favorite author izuruthemad go check them out.

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    26 Feb 2022

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