welcome to the land of no brain cells
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four brothers, one crush, and absolutely zero brain cells to be found by Ms_Trickster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Apr 2021
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Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart
Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that.
Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you.
Dick: I-
Dick: Try again
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Tim is having boy troubles.
Tim goes to his brothers for help.
Tim...did not think that plan of action through.
(In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)
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- Part 1 of welcome to the land of no brain cells
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deer is a dish best served with a side of tears by Ms_Trickster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
27 Apr 2021
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Bruce: How do I unadopt a child?
Lucius: Please just fill out the paperwork I gave you.
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Damian discovers Bambi. Dick, recognizing when a strategic retreat is needed, throws Bruce at the upcoming problem.
Bruce, unsurprisingly, is less than thrilled by this series of events.
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- Part 2 of welcome to the land of no brain cells
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middle school is why we can't have nice things by Ms_Trickster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jul 2021
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Bruce: I’ve got an important meeting I can’t get out of, and I won’t be able to pick up Damian today. If you pick him up, I will concede to wearing the ombre rainbow suit and a glitter tie.
Tim: and the hair dye???
Bruce: No. Take it or leave it.
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Pros of having a baby face: looking 30 when you're 60, eating free at a food place because people assume you're a child, helps when you're living in denial about getting older, etc.
Cons of having a baby face: going to your little brother's middle school to pick him up has...consequences
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- Part 3 of welcome to the land of no brain cells