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Plant Your Hope With Good Seeds by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Doctor Who
09 Aug 2014
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The TARDIS is acting up again, just in time for the Tenth Doctor to meet his favorite nemesis, Alternia's Condesce.
Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas, leader of the Signlessist rebellion and ally of Heiress Feferi Peixes, has gathered his old SGRUB team to rescue one of their own from the Condesce's grip. None of them expect to see a human on board.
The Doctor doesn't expect a handful of young trolls to throw all of time's orderly wobble into mass chaos simply because they feel like it. He also doesn't expect those trolls to recognize him as human.In which being cramped together on the SRS Cantown with the Doctor allows everyone to start sorting out their shit; all of the humans have seen and adore Doctor Who; and Karkat's fragile little world gets turned upside-down.
The main fic of the Thistleverse.
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Every year, on his birthday, John disappears for the day.
________________________“Urgh! Karkat! I’ve already said that I’m not avoiding you guys. Sometimes a man just needs his space, y’know?”
“Once a year? Every year? For almost twenty-four hours?”
“Well, maybe, yeah!”
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WAG Hollanov by stabthroughme
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
29 Jan 2026
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still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.
(He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)
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29 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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29 Jan 2026
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Even Ilya fucking Rozanov was going to know Shane was okay before the girl Shane had been seeing for years. Hayden couldn’t let that happen. So he lifted Shane’s phone again, scrolled through his contacts, and found Lily’s name. The line began to ring.
Rozanov stiffened where he stood at the hospital counter, then he pulled out his phone. Weird.
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High on pain meds after his injury, Shane entrusts his phone to Hayden to answer his texts and tell everyone he's okay. Hayden realizes that no one else would have called Lily, because no one else knows she even exists.
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29 Jan 2026
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and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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29 Jan 2026