Hawkwind1980

obsidian Buddha



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  1. Summary

    (1,2,3) Tony and Clint are mutually caught in the throes of unrequited love, and it's driving the other Avengers mad. Because Tony may be a narcissistic bastard, but he also has horrendous insecurities when it comes to anything not technological; and Clint is as blind as a bat when it comes to FEELINGS.

    Natasha is sick of this nonsense.

    (4) Tony and Clint have gone on a couple of dates, but the past is come calling. Tony's crazy ex is coming back, and Tony's just waiting for the day when his new family realizes he isn't worth it and leaves.

    Natasha is still sick of this nonsense.

    (5) Clint has a past too, you know, and it comes with a crazy older brother.

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    Detailing the adventures of the revived Jarvis, the Avengers, and Tony. Oh, and we can't forget the godchildren of Tony Stark and Natasha Romanov: Cooper, Lila, and Nathaniel Barton.

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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    During the Victorian era, a secret language of flowers was developed so people could subtly communicate their feelings and thoughts without ever exchanging a word. Too bad a certain someone slept through the entire 19th century and didn't get the memo.

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    09 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Someone shared a snippet from the Oxford Mail newspaper in a Good Omens group yesterday. Oxfordshire is where the fictional village of Tadfield is located. We don't have large snakes in the UK (we have little grass snakes, and also pretty small adders, our only venomous snake, but nothing larger). So I wrote a short silly thing to go with the article.

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    02 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    There's a certain vague vegetable intelligence about plants. Nothing that can be perceived by human eyes or ears, of course; nothing that fully qualifies as sentience, not quite.

    By comparison, the plants in Crowley's flat were the equivalent of a philosophers' guild. A terrified one.

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    Aziraphale has a conversation with Crowley's garden.

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    02 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    It’s not just one leaf. It’s the whole blessed plant, suddenly brown and frail and nearly dead. It’s properly terrified, though, so what the Heaven went wrong?

    I’ll tell you what went wrong. You’ve been visited by some of the worst servants of Hell. They are legion, and if you don’t act fast, they’re going to come for EVERY PLANT YOU HAVE. You have spider mites, and these tiny hellpests are sucking the literal life out of your plants, one after another after another.

    The major problem with spider mites is that they’re impervious to traditional demonic attacks. They are creatures of drought and heat, residents of Dis, and thus, Hellfire does nothing to eradicate them. In fact, it fucking makes them stronger.

    (Probably. I don’t know. I burnt a whole wall down the last time I had to deal with them, but they still fucking came for my arrowhead vines anyway.)

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    12 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    While travelling through Galilee, Aziraphale finds a little girl crying by the road. Being Aziraphale, he does his best to comfort and reassure her. (Just another historical interlude for one of our boys. Sorry for the lack of Crowley; I'll make it up to everyone soon.)

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    12 Feb 2021