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  1. Rec *

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    Maybe Shane Hollander is boring, but he likes boring. And Scott Hunter is also kinda boring so Shane should like him, too. Right?

    Or, Shane hooks up with Scott because that's totally a better option than his fucking rival and he definitely doesn't think about Ilya the whole time...

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Ilya was upset. They were going to fight. They were going to yell. And it was Shane's fault.

    Because Scott Hunter did, in fact, have young, single bachelor, Shane Hollander.

    And Shane had lied about it.

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    "He's so old," Ilya murmured against Shane's neck, "I bet he can't even get it up."

    Shane's brain was completely offline. It was a miracle he could even form words, and of course the words that came out were probably the worst ones he could have said in the moment.

    "He can. Takes a while to come, but no problem getting hard," Shane murmured, pressing his head back into the pillow.

    "You know this?" Ilya asked. "You and Scott?"

    Shane froze, and rewound the last ten seconds. Shit. Fuck.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    hot

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    @lharrietthespy: OMG OMG OMG wait i think ilya rozanov and shane hollander are honeymooning at the same resort as me???

    shane and ilya accidentally terrorize a fan on her vacation. twitter chaos ensues.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    LOVED

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    “So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?” 

    “Yeah.” 

    Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.” 

    Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?” 

    Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?” 

    Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?” 

    Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.” 

    “Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.” 

    Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.

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    01 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so come home 😭