GreendaleHumanBeing
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- Hannibal (TV) (2)
- Community (TV) (2)
- True Detective (TV 2014) (2)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (1)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (1)
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
21 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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“You’ve got to start dating nicer men."
Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
03 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov Gets Railed by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2023
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“You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.
Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”
“You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.
“Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”
“And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”
“When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”
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15 Jan 2026
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still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.
(He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)
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11 Jan 2026
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What they'll see they can't understand by mareastralis
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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It… it was a joke, right? A weird prank? Hollander and Rozanov… It didn’t make any sense. They hated each other! They had nothing in common! It couldn’t be real. And even if it was, it couldn’t be love, right?
Or: five times the world got a glimpse of how much Shane and Ilya love each other and one time they kept it to themselves
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- Part 4 of Hollander-Rozanov (they hyphenated)
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11 Jan 2026
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sports car by hajinights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Nov 2025
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When Shane mentioned that he would like to try weed, he expected Ilya to disregard it. Imagine his surprise when Ilya shows up a few weeks later in a fancy car with some surprises in the glove box.
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
08 Jan 2026