GreenThing
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- Steven Universe (Cartoon) (2)
- Dexter's Laboratory (1)
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Cream on That Corn! OR Who Said Your Bitchass Could Be My Babymama?! by GreenThing
Fandoms: Black Dynamite (2009)
13 Jan 2026
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In the honkiest house of them all sat the head honcho of honky. That honky’s name was Tricky Dick Nixon, and Nixon was doing what he tried his best to always do: fuck over the black community. He didn’t have a plan, but that’s alright because as The Man, he had connections to people who could make those plans for him. And this connection was one most dastardly indeed.
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House's heat hits while Wilson is away. It's rough.
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House has a totally normal procedure done.
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Wilson doesn't know what's going on.
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House self-soothes. Wilson comforts him against his will.
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So once an eon ago, I realized how adorable the 'unready single teen parent' trope is and wondered about the effects of such a thing on one of my favourite humans.
(Basically just a bunch of moments in Kevin's life as a new parent to a little boy named Mike.)
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When the dragon looks up from staring at the magelight, meeting Chuck’s wide eyes, it smiles, curved and startlingly kind, its striking eyes squinting happily under its shaggy bangs. Chuck’s breath catches at the sight.
“Hey,” says the dragon privately, voice light and gravelly and perfect, “are you okay?”
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Chuck is a young boy, filthy, homeless, and hated. One night, he's met by the young faerie dragon, and life gets complicated very quickly. (Too quickly, if you were to ask him.)
Series
- Part 1 of The Rose Petal Collection
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11 Mar 2021
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Not So Scary by Rozavie
Fandoms: Scary Godmother (Movies), Scary Godmother Series - Jill Thompson
12 Aug 2023
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Hannah Marie has been living in the normal world for her entire life—with occasional visits to the mysterious and wondrous Fright Side to see her peculiar friends. Ever since Hannah was 8 and found out about the Fright Side, her Scary Godmother, and that monsters really do exist, her normal life in the typical world fell to blah.
Hannah always wanted to spend more time in the Fright Zone with her friends—one friend in particular, the vampire prince, Orson—and now, at the fresh age of 18, Hannah finally has the freedom to visit everyone—and Orson—whenever she wants.
Watch Hannah and Orson come into their own in this bizarre tale of unlikely sweethearts.
(Yes this is based off of those movies from the early 2000s. Yes it's weird but I think this ship is cute. Please enjoy.)Bookmarked by GreenThing
24 Jul 2020
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KakaGai Week 2016, Prompt #7: Gai's Birthday (January 1st)
Ten years after his final day as Hokage, Kakashi wakes up early and begins making Gai a large birthday breakfast in the home that they share. The process takes a while, and causes lots of reminiscing.
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Making a Father's Day card isn't the easiest thing when you have to hide who your father actually is from your friends.