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"There is no town called Lettenhove," Ciri said.
"It's small," Jaskier said.
"If it's big enough to have a viscount, I would have learned about it in my political studies. I was engaged to the prince of Redania for a few months; I was instructed on every noble family in the land. There is no Viscount de Lettenhove."
Yennefer and Geralt's expressions shifted, the mirth dropping.
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There's an angel in Soho, and he thinks he's subtle. He's a benevolent spirit, if you do right by him.
A collection of stories from the perspectives of those who have encountered the being.
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Crowley is a Romulan scientist who went rogue,
stolerescued six children, and ran away to the Federation.He's Starfleet's problem now. Well, more specifically, he's Aziraphale's.
Aziraphale is a peaceable, logical Vulcan who follows all the Surakian tenets and works as a guard in Starfleet. He leads a perfectly ordered life. Until someone drops seven Romulans who've never once attempted emotional control into it.
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Motherwort (floriographic meaning): secret love
An herb used as a remedy to treat a number of heart conditions, induce labor, or to create an especially relaxed state. In high enough doses, it can kill.
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Fear melted into determination on Aziraphale’s face. He approached the door like a soldier heading into battle.
“Oh no you don’t,” Crowley said, darting in front of him. “Hell no. I’m going out first.”
“Crowley, you aren’t a fighter.”
“Yeah, but I’m a demon and they’re angels. Of the two of us, who here is actually capable of wielding hellfire
A fist pounded on their door. “Open up!” Gabriel said.
Aziraphale and Crowley looked at each other. They both dove to open the door at once, each trying to elbow the other out of the way. Gabriel, Raguel, Jegudiel, and two cherubim stood on their front lawn.
“Everything okay here?” Gabriel asked dryly.
“Depends. Why are you here?” Crowley asked.
He held out a scroll and sneered. “You’ve been served.”
Crowley unwound it and skimmed the writing. “Divorce papers?”
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The thing about magical birth control is that it's supposed to prevent accidents.
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Crowned by GenericUsername01
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
02 May 2021
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"How can Parliament expect me to fall in love in thirty days?" Nyota asked.
"They do not," her grandmother said. "They expect you to bond within thirty days."
"I can't... I don't know if I can do that, Ko'mekh-il. Growing up I always thought that if I did get married, it would be for love."
"An arranged marriage is not so terrible a thing," T'Karik'es said. "Your grandfather and I grew to be very fond of each other."
"Of course, but..." she said. "I am as human as I am Vulcan. I dream of love, not fondness."
"You can, of course, always refuse, if that is your desire. You do not have to become queen."
"There are 3050 years of Hgrtchas on these walls," she said. "And I will be up there next to my father."
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- Part 9 of Star Trek Fairytales
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In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and filled them with angels to help with all the later building and whatnot. Each angel had a specific assigned role, and more broadly they were all sorted into three distinct categories: Angels of Protection, Angels of Order, and Angels of Creation.
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“Why are you alone the prince of demons?” King Solomon asked.
“Because I was the highest-ranking angel in Heaven who Fell. I was called Beelzeboul. Now I control all those bound in Tartarus. But I have a child who haunts the Red Sea. He comes up whenever he can, and tells me what he has done, and I support him.”
They clenched their fists so tight that their nails dug in and drew blood. It was like they couldn’t stop the words. Solomon hadn’t even asked about that specifically, but Beelzebub had thought it in answer to his question, and so the words had poured out. Uncontrollable.
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“They’re not… defenseless.” The demon shifted uneasily. “If it’s any consolation to you. I gave them my sword.”
“You what?!”
“I gave them my sword!” he shouted. “And I lied to God, and I Fell for it, but I don’t care! There are vicious animals! It’s going to be cold out there. And she’s expecting already. And I said, ‘Here you go. Flaming sword. Don’t thank me. And don’t let the sun go down on you here.’”
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Heaven does not have sex scandals. No. Not anymore, not after the nephilim.
So when the Archangel Gabriel is caught in a compromising position with a demon lord in his office, it is clearly a misunderstanding. A simple misunderstanding that can be easily explained by an intricate web of lies.
The demons have a pollen that brings an angel's buried sinful urges to the surface. The angels have a potion that can render a demon docile and nonviolent. Obviously. These are facts. And Aziraphale and Crowley have definitely been exposed to both of these totally real things.
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In Aziraphale's defense, it was extremely easy to rationalize that this sort of arrangement was efficient and necessary and even good. Plus, Crowley had a winning argument on why sex with demons was totally chill, Heaven was just full of prudes.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, after all.
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- Part 2 of Incubus! Crowley
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thunder that does not roar, lightning that does not strike by GenericUsername01
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2020
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Remiel stalked around menacingly, because she was a very powerful and intimidating seraph and absolutely could not be snapped in half by this brand new cherub.
“So,” she said. “Like God said, I’m Remiel. I make stars, and I am of the Holy Seven. Don’t really see why I need a bodyguard. There’s no danger or anything, and I can take care of myself.”
Aziraphale’s human face frowned, and his ox head tossed and snorted, his tail lashing with fire. “I see.”
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Their relationship is simultaneously being held together and pulled apart by the weight of what they don't say.
In which a demon loves an angel, an angel loves a demon, and they are both perfectly aware of that, thanks.
It's a shame they can never be together.
Note: You don't need to read the prequel to understand this fic.
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- Part 2 of Truth Untold
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“You should come join me,” Crawly cajoled. “Or else I’ll splash you.”
“You wouldn’t.”
“I would too.”
Aziraphale hesitated. He had practically just gotten dry. “You promise the water’s warm?”
“I promise.” A hint of sulfur wafted across the air, and Aziraphale figured that was the scent of Crawly’s magic, making good on their word. -
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The Great Plan is ineffable, but it is hardly the only Plan God has. No, she has a personal plan for each and every one of Her creations, from the mightiest seraph to the littlest sparrow. Humans have to muddle through blind, not knowing what Her plan is for them, but angels are given more explicit instructions. Specifically, she gives them the names of their soulmates, their sigils seared into their skin somewhere.
Aziraphale and Crowley were both destined for somebody else.
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There was a time before time, before the first sin, before humans, before any angel had Fallen, when Heaven wasn't quite so cold. When angels used to be freer with one another, trusting and content and affectionate. They would fall in love and court each other and marry. Michael was still training up her army, so many angels were armed and braced for an unknown threat, you still had to be careful what you said and to who. It wasn't perfect.
It wasn't perfect, but before, when the Choirs sang, angels used to dance.
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It was first week in Hell, and several thousand too many demons had Fallen because they had personally challenged God. Each of the seven princes represents one of the seven deadly sins, and well, Lucifer is more than maxed out. Pride is no longer an open career option.
Crowley had never considered a future as a sex demon, but well, he never considered doing any of this, did he?
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- Part 1 of Incubus! Crowley
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This is the story of how an archangel fell from grace.
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- Part 1 of Truth Untold