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    "I don’t believe you’re allowed to park there.”

    Arizona just stared at him. She clicked her tongue, then said, “uh, yes I am.”

    The man looked her up and down before he said, “I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this, but you don’t exactly look disabled.”

    **

    Or: Arizona parks in a disabled space and someone confronts her about it.

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    Four months.

    Four months they’d been divorced, and Callie thought she’d be dealing with it better; she thought she would have moved on, they’d be amicable for Sofia, and she’d be able to touch herself to normal fantasies that weren’t just about Arizona.

    However, it seemed that the universe wasn’t being kind to her.

    Every fucking time she saw her ex-wife, Callie was thinking about her cock.

    ***

    Or: Callie and Arizona are divorced and Callie just cannot stop thinking about Arizona's above average member.

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    When Callie walked into the Robbins-Herman Center for Women’s Health with a paper bag of lunch in her right hand, the first thing she heard was Arizona’s voice cracking across the space like a gunshot. Callie’s eyebrows crept up her face and she slowed down, listening to her ex-wife-turned-girlfriend shout at who she presumed to be an idiotic intern.

    **

    or: A domestic little fluff fic where Arizona shouts at an intern and Callie finds it endearing

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    “Hey!” Callie greeted with a grin, stepping forward.

    “Hey,” Arizona managed, straightening up slightly. Now that Callie was facing her and wearing only a tight pair of shorts and a sports bra, Arizona was struggling to breathe just slightly. Sweat was tracing down Callie’s chest and the muscles of her stomach, beads of salt that had no reason to be quite as sexy as Arizona found them, and Callie’s chest was heaving with her heavy breathing.

    Arizona was immediately soaking wet.

    **

    Or: Arizona comes home while Callie is working out, and those ortho muscles affect her more than she'd like to admit.

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    The begging fell from Arizona's bloodstained mouth before she could give it proper thought. “Please, Cristina, you need to do something!”

    “I can’t!” Cristina yelled back, hand winding into her hair as she sat back on her heels. There was panic in her eyes, a tether close to snapping, and she stood up before she shouted, “I am doing everything I can! We have no water, we’ve eaten all the berries, Lexie’s still dead, everyone’s half dead, and the only thing I can think of to save you is hacking your damn leg off with a lump of the fucking plane!"

    **

    Or: It's day five in the woods and infection is ravaging Arizona's leg like never before. Cristina shouts the only solution they have left, and then they do it.

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
    24
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    1
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    360
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    I looked away from the road. I tossed your phone. I ran us into a truck. Please, Calliope, blame me.” Arizona's voice cracked with desperation and a sob wrenched free, despite her attempts to wrestle it back. “Please, blame me,” she whispered, cracking and pleading. “Please, please, blame me. Don’t blame yourself.”

    **

    Or: While applying some cream to Callie's scars, Arizona learns that Callie blames herself for the car accident.

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    Arizona Robbins wakes up one day with a penis. Crackfic taken seriously.

    (Edited the day I added chapter 5: it is now less crackfic, more… serious story lol. Still sexy and dumb though)

    (Edited just after posting chapter 17: it has a plot now. I don't know how it happened, but THERE IS NOW A PLOT)

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    20/25
    Comments:
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    45
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    22,270
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    “Oh, God,” Callie said under breath, ducking to catch Arizona with an arm under her back. She fell like a sack of rocks and Callie hit the ground with one knee, cupping the back of Arizona’s head with one hand and holding her securely with her other arm as she called urgently, “I need some juice over here! And IV saline. This fool didn’t drink her juice.”

    **

    Or: Callie and Arizona are giving blood at the hospital when Arizona gets paged in the middle and passes out the second she stands up.

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    Callie wiped Arizona’s tears with her thumb and asked, “you like that?”

    Arizona did.

    She did fucking like that.

    But instead of saying something normal like yes, Callie, or even a joking shut up, Arizona swallowed thickly and choked out, “I like when you make me feel like a slut.”

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    2/2
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    1,860
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    Blythe looked at Arizona, then asked quietly, “Arizona, may I kiss your wife?”

    Arizona’s eyes flicked up. Then to Callie. Then to Blythe. Then back to Callie. She knew Callie’s face well, could read her like a book, and Callie’s face was reading want so clearly that it almost knocked Arizona off her chair. Her eyes moved back to Blythe, and she whispered, “yes.”

    ***

    A year after Arizona and Blythe had a one night stand at the Lifesaver's Convention in Nashville, Callie and Arizona are back together in New York when they meet Blythe Hart - now Blythe Raleigh, after her divorce from Don - in a grocery store. They invite her around for coffee, just for a chat, and it gets a little out of hand.

    Or: The Calzona/Blythe Hart threesome fic that no-one needs but we all secretly crave.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    879
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    She didn’t know what possessed her to go in. Exhaustion, dehydration, something stupid like nostalgia, but the bell rung and her voice crossed the small space as she asked, “hey, do you have time for a walk in?”

    The man behind the desk looked up from the sketch he was doing, almost all his skin covered in various tattoos. Even his face was covered, but his smile was kind. “Sure. What’re you looking for?”

    Arizona’s jaw clenched, but she walked forward. “I want to know if you can tattoo a bite mark.”

    **

    Or: When Callie leaves Arizona with a bite mark in her shoulder after the last night they shared, Arizona realises she doesn't ever want it to fade. In a spur of the moment decision, she gets it tattooed.

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    Comments:
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    “Be a good girl,” Arizona said breathily, “and lick that pussy until I come on your face.”

    **

    Or: At an awards dinner, Arizona finds Callie's dress too damn hot and drags her to a closet to have her way with her.

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    "Come on," Arizona said. "It’ll be quick once we get going.”

    It was not quick once they got going.

    Callie was kneeling on the floor and muttering under her breath as she dragged the brush along the line of the baseboards, and Arizona was trying not to laugh while she ran the roller up and down the large, empty pieces of wall.

    **

    Or: Callie and Arizona are trying to paint the guest room, but they're a bit stubborn and daft and end up having an incredibly domestic and fluffy paint fight.

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    Then, with a hand between her shoulder blades, shoving her back toward the ICU, Alex was gone.

    Callie went. Her legs were heavy and her smile felt like it was held up by staples when she re-entered that damn hospital room and slipped into the bed with her wife. Arizona’s face was gaunt – sickly and frail as she laid in a bed that looked far too big for her. But her mouth twitched when she saw Callie. She said Callie’s name, slightly chattered from the tremble in her jaw, but she said Callie’s full name and Callie just wanted to bottle the sound so that she could access it forever.

    **

    Or: They amputated Arizona's leg too late and, despite their best efforts, they realise there is nothing else anyone can do. The infection slowly kills her, curled into Callie's arms and waiting for her parents to arrive, but they're just slightly too late.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    362
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    “Calliope?”

    Callie span on her heel, almost falling over in her haste to try and come up with an explanation, heartrate picking up with anxiety as she stumbled over both her feet and her words. “Arizona, it’s not- I don’t- it’s not anything that’s- it’s not what it looks like, I swear—”

    She held her arms close to her chest, trying to hide what wasn’t there to hide, compressed behind something that now felt immensely too tight.

    **

    Or: Post New York Calzona where Callie gets confused about her gender identity. She dwells on it for a long while, then dresses herself in a suit and binder while Arizona is out, but Arizona comes home early and it all spills out.

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    4
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    405
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    “You didn’t lose anything!” Arizona screamed, arms out and eyes red, cheeks wet with furious tears. “I did! I did.”

    “Mark died!” Callie shouted, stepping forward and flinging her arms out, salty tears finding her lips and dripping from her chin. “Have you even processed that? He fucking died, Arizona! My best friend, a man I knew longer than I’ve ever known you, is gone. He’s a corpse. He’s six feet in the ground with George O’Malley. Six feet in the ground like both your brother and Nick. Have you even realised that? Or is your head too far up your ass to notice?”

    **

    Or: When Arizona tell Callie that she didn't lose anything, Callie doesn't take it lying down. She brings up Mark's death and is just as vicious as Arizona was in the initial argument, and ugly truths come to light that still go unresolved, despite now hanging in the air between them.

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    1/1
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    Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins are fine. Actually, for the first time in a while, they’re good. Really good. After surviving a shooting, car accident, plane crash, limb loss, and infidelity, they’ve never been stronger. They’re going to therapy, they’re happy, maybe more than they’ve ever been.

    That is, until two men drop into their lives with all the grace of a nuclear bomb. Unreliable, unstable, and undeniably wrong, James Flint and John Silver are sure to disrupt the life they’ve painstakingly rebuilt for themselves. They’re salt in the wound and impossible to figure out.

    Worse, their tongues are sharp as knives, and Silver’s ruined leg is just like her own, meaning Arizona can't stay away. So, when Arizona starts helping them settle into the modern world, she doesn’t tell Callie. They’ve been through enough. It’s only for a few weeks, where’s the harm? But then it becomes more than that. And it threatens to tear them all apart.

    Or: Two lesbian surgeons accidentally adopt two time-displaced pirates.

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    10/?
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    27
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    2
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    1,100
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    “Mommy!”

    Instantly, a little figure was leaping forward and wrapping her arms around Arizona’s waist, almost knocking her over in the process. “Hey,” she whispered, “hey, Sof, what are you—”

    “Mama’s brought me back!” Sofia looked up with big, adoring eyes and a giant smile, a blue and green stuffed unicorn under her arm. “She thought you might be sad so we’ve come back to spend Christmas with you!”

    Arizona’s eyes rose to the other figure in the doorway. There, with a suitcase and a leather jacket, was Calliope Torres.

    **

    Or: Callie brings Sofia back to Seattle for Christmas because she realises that both her and Sofia miss Arizona terribly. In the process, Callie realises that she was in the wrong for taking Sofia across the country, and the ex-wives fight to stay civil over Christmas.

    To shock on both sides, they actually enjoy the other's company, and old feelings resurface.

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
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    6
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    There, leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised, was Mark Sloan. He was in blue scrubs, just like he had been when she’d last seen him, though they were immaculate now instead of being encrusted with dirt and other things she didn’t want to think about. He looked handsome.

    “Mark?” she asked, heart stuttering in her chest. The word was small.

    Then another voice, that one came from her left.

    “Wow, Zoe, you’ve gone steadily downhill since you lost me.”

    **

    Or: After the shower scene in 9x03, Callie leaves Arizona behind to go to that meeting. While Callie's gone, Arizona sees some familiar faces who offer her some wholly necessary words of wisdom.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    330
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    Timothy Robbins watched his sister's life unfold without him.

    Watched her grieve, watched her live, watched her survive things he could have never imagined her going through.

    Her whole life, he was standing right there. A thin veil between his world and hers, leaving him just out of her reach and her just out of his. But he saw it all.

    **

    Or: Tim's Ghostly POV of Arizona's canon events, and a little more either side of canon too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,683
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    389

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