FloorLicker
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- Postal (Video Games) (2)
- Homestuck (1)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (1)
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It's another rough day in the purgatory between being sober and dead. Somehow, Dude is fresh out of the Asylum and moves into a trailer on the edge of Paradise. He's in the middle of a slow spiral towards drug abuse, with a side of prostitution. Join Dude as he becomes a crackwhore and discovers Paradise from the inside out. Will he come to terms with his addiction and become The Postal Dude we know and love, or will he fall down the path of sex and drugs paved with socioeconomic scorn as he no longer recognizes his own self?
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It’s been a while, quite the long while. ‘Since what?’ you may be asking, or maybe not because you feel like you already know. And the Dude knows that sometimes you just need to shove something so far up your ass you don’t want to walk. So he goes to a sex shop and heads home. I wonder what will transpire?
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My Brain is Like a Potato That's Been Mashed by FloorLicker
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jan 2022
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Lanessa is attending Paladin University after being kicked out of Garrison Middle School for fighting with another student. It's just her luck that the student she punched in the face was also attending Paladin U.
And of course she has a stupid motorcycle.
And of course her name is pretentious and her leather jacket fits her waist perfectly.
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An introspective look on John's love life. Why had he put so many people aside when he could've lived such a full life? For the better of the team, right?
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NEW! — What Tenna does in the Dark World while Alphys is away.
A shy Hometown teacher finds an old TV — and a new best friend.
Drawings, stories and other creative works about Alphys, Mr. "Ant" Tenna, and the odd friendship between them.
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After bringing home an old secondhand CRT and having a Dark World open up within her own apartment, Alphys has gotten somewhat used to having Tenna around in her life. A theatrical friend who doesn't mind her sharing in her more eclectic hobbies...
But the more Alphys learns about Tenna the more the mystery starts to build... Who is Mike anyways? And why does Tenna's relationship with him seem so...
Yeah, she has a vested interest in getting to the bottom of this.
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After his vacation, Tenna showed up to work fresh as a daisy, practically walking on sunshine. He even greeted the Pippins much to Spamton’s surprise. The co-stars went about their life like nothing happened beneath that booth – save for catching each other in longing stares or idle touches. There was a pressure building up under Spamton’s skin with every day that passed, eating him like a disease, but he didn't dare show it or even acknowledge it. How was he meant to cope with this nearly defunct CRT giving him the best sex he's had in years? How was he meant to grapple with being this down bad for a man whom he was only planning on using?
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Spamton can't find satisfaction with anyone else after that evening with Tenna. He also can't proposition the star -- too worried that Tenna might start feeling like Spamton needs him equally. After a particularly unique shoot, the star-crossed lovers collide once more.Series
- Part 2 of Surprizes
Bookmarked by FloorLicker
22 Aug 2025
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EXQUISITE. a story with heart and lore and love and spunk (cums). had me gooning for 4 days whenm i spread it out to read it just so i could stretch the experience.
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Bookmarked by FloorLicker
20 Feb 2024
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I believe this to be utterly iconic and it’s truly a diamond in the rough!!! Especially for robot DP and not RPF!! ❤️❤️
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“We should probably talk about this,” Jack says quietly. He’s right, of course.
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- Part 3 of wise men never fall in love