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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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'Til We Found a Sea by SleepsWithCoyotes
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Underwater (2020)
16 Aug 2021
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21 Feb 2026
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Mutable Materials by SleepsWithCoyotes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
16 Feb 2021
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Ever since the field trip that hijacked everything from Peter's genetic profile to his daemon's shape, he's had to hide his entirely-too-recognizable daemon from the world. He doesn't expect to come across a man with an embarrassment of daemons, or maybe...no daemon at all. Is Deadpool as delusional as everyone thinks? He's certainly been helpful, but how long can that last if his reality hinges on the existence of a daemon no one's seen in years?
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- English
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09 Feb 2026
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your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”
“Have you never jerked off before?”
He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”
“You never come?”
peter can't get off. wade helps with that.
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Show You Mine, Show Me Yours by Wilt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2024
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"Wanna see it?"
Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"
"Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
-Or, the phallo fic.
Bookmarked by FallenForrest
24 Jan 2026
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Distilling this and injecting it into my heart
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
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17 Jan 2026
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This unlocked HD emotions I didn't know my brain was capable of. Read it again or I'll kick your ass
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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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truth or dare by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for Haunted_House
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2022
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“Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.
“Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.
Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.
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08 Jan 2026
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The Hips Don't Lie (Except When They Do) by chinashopbull
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 May 2021
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Shit, Peter thinks, over and over again. Shit shit shit shit shit shit… Stop. You should stop. You should really stop, Parker.
Don’t wanna, thinks the rest of him, happily.
This wasn’t supposed to get this far. This was never supposed to get this far.
Don’t care, thinks the rest of him, still happily.
And, as Wade’s fingers find their way inside his waistband and trace teasingly along the edge of it, Peter is forced to admit that “Don’t care” is in fact a very convincing argument. -
Operation: Kidnap Peter Parker (to Protect Him) by TheAgeOfAquarius for XOXO_love_u
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Jan 2023
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When Deadpool is hired to kill Peter Parker, he's expecting some greasy scumbag--but what he gets is a sweet, nerdy, totally gorgeous twink. When Wade decides not kill his newfound crush (because really, how could he kill someone with an ass that fine?), the person who placed the hit threatens to hire someone else to finish the job. And, well, Wade can't have that, so he does the obvious thing and kidnaps Peter Parker. For his own protection, of course.
Meanwhile, Peter is just trying to get out of this with his secret identity intact--as well as his sanity, because the proximity to the merc quickly starts to do things to his mind...and body.- Language:
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31 Dec 2025
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Chew On This by SashaDistan
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Oct 2021
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Katsuki is stressed sometimes, and has an oral fixation he refuses to acknowledge until someone (of-fucking-course it's Izuku, the sneaky nerd) buys him a range of discreet sensory chew toys and leaves them in his room.
Things escalate.
(OR: Kacchan with a chewy and a pacifier brainrot)
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- Part 2 of Kacchan Oral Fixation Brain-Rot
- Language:
- English
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- 18,733
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18 Dec 2025
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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Angel of the Morning by iFlail, Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
01 Jan 2021
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"Peter sucks in a breath and hides his face with a sip of cocoa. Aunt May repeating his own idea back to him cements it in his mind. Deadpool needs a friend more than anyone else in the world right now, and Peter’s job is to protect people. Even if that means protecting them from themselves.
He’s going to be the best fucking friend Deadpool ever had, even if it kills him. Which it very well might."
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- Part 1 of Calendar Girl
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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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no light, no light by cicadas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Peter tells Wade what to do. It’s casual until it’s not.
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The Boys Wear Red... by Orcusnox (Cat9894)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Avengers, Spider-Man - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom
19 Feb 2016
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Based on Rider_of_Spades work Flip Side
Wade is a hero, Peter is a merc. I hope you enjoy it, please leave me feedback. Bitches love feedback.
This AU is set after Tony's house is blown up in Iron Man 3, but it won't follow the rest of the story arc of that movie. Some of the characters may seem a little OOC, but I promise I have reasons (also, it's an AU. Cut me a little bit of slack. Please?)
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- Part 1 of The Boys Wear Red And Are Black And Blue
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this heart needs (something) by bankrobbery
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2018
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‘Okay, come on, you have to think about this rationally,’ Peter thinks to himself and it’s not that he can’t reason his reaction out, it’s not that he can’t listen to his own advice, it’s that he doesn’t want to.
Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.
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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!